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Author Topic: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God  (Read 1630 times)

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13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« on: May 13, 2016, 09:40:34 am »
So much to choose from for the title, Onstad in excelsis.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05132016

I kind of sympathise with both of them.
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 09:44:50 am »
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Re: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2016, 09:47:36 am »
Multiple topic starters. Oh it warms my heart that the board is active enough for multiple topic starters.
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Re: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2016, 10:09:46 am »
That was my second choice title.
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Re: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2016, 11:23:23 am »
I would have gone for First law of motion beats first law of improv.

This is the best in a long time. I am totally on Beef's side here. T, STFU.
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Re: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2016, 01:12:14 pm »
Yeah, change the channel.

Amen, Beef.  Amen.
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Re: 13 May 2016 - A guy who masturbates the way some people have a God
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2016, 02:15:17 pm »
To modify my favorite slogan... Team T of the spirit, Team Beef of the Intellect.
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