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29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« on: July 29, 2016, 10:09:13 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07292016

When you're causing the police blotter itself to not only notice ts own use as a storytelling tool, but become inspired to write poetry about it, well, that's an interesting new low for a life to sink.
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Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2016, 12:25:07 pm »
Damn, it's hard to be a Kazenzakis.
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Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2016, 12:38:08 pm »
all baby elephant style on an ear of corn? ?  ?  ?  ?  ?

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why?
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Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2016, 03:40:39 pm »
The correct thread title is "like a grandpa in his tastiest moment."
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Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2016, 06:05:25 pm »
Tastiest, or testiest?  Because the latter describes Beef more accurately, I think.

"baby elephant style" for some reason reminded me of a meme that we would harass one another with in middle school - pull the pockets inside out of your 501's (or JC Penny knockoffs thereof) and tell your mark to "kiss the bunny's nose".  Showbiz definitely seems caught in an endless loop of 8th grader behavior.

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Re: 29th July 2016: Blotted tears
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2016, 12:37:28 am »
Quote from: jaydub on July 29, 2016, 06:05:25 pm
we would harass one another with in middle school - pull the pockets inside out of your 501's (or JC Penny knockoffs thereof) and tell your mark to "kiss the bunny's nose".

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