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21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« on: October 21, 2016, 04:05:05 pm »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=10212016

These guys are making me ashamed of hypochondriac society.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2016, 05:00:06 pm »

Aaargh, the site is down, or something. I say "or something" because there is other weird stuff going on. My internet was down for exactly as long as I was on hold with my provider till someone answered the phone.  Now there's one other site I can't get on to at the same time. Which is also from a company based in Portland, come to think of it. More than coincidence?

Edit: Oh no, and now I can't get Twitter. That is always scary.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2016, 05:13:59 pm »

I can get Facebook but not Twitter, which always feels post-apocalyptic to me.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2016, 05:17:52 pm »

Aaaah! Got it!

I think the best line in this is too long for a thread title, which would be "unless you were trying to unlock your urethra don't call me till you got your fuckin' science sorted out."
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2016, 07:05:30 pm »

I call bullshit on this Fuck You Friday. There's not nearly enough Fuck Yous in it.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2016, 07:19:55 pm »

I call bullshit on this Fuck You Friday. There's not nearly enough Fuck Yous in it.

Fuck you Onstad for passing off a comic about hypochondria as a Fuck You Friday comic!
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2016, 08:22:43 pm »

I call bullshit on this Fuck You Friday. There's not nearly enough Fuck Yous in it.

I don't know about you, but I don't know about Fuck You Fridays. Anymore, that is.

When I was a child, they were a simple enough affair…
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2016, 08:31:19 pm »

Aaaah! Got it!

I think the best line in this is too long for a thread title, which would be "unless you were trying to unlock your urethra don't call me till you got your fuckin' science sorted out."
That was exactly my dilemma.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2016, 01:28:10 am »

Shitty people are doing a thing to the internet today for what this kids call 'lullz'?

I had an epiphany today regarding said lulz. I think these kids that pull this kind of shenanigans are doing America a service by pointing out weaknesses in our system. What could someone with truly bad intent have done had they exploited whatever hole was found?
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2016, 04:37:08 am »

I call bullshit on this Fuck You Friday. There's not nearly enough Fuck Yous in it.
More of a Fuck Me Friday.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2016, 07:25:27 pm »

I had an epiphany today regarding said lulz. I think these kids that pull this kind of shenanigans are doing America a service by pointing out weaknesses in our system. What could someone with truly bad intent have done had they exploited whatever hole was found?
Funny, I was just watching the new series of Black Mirror which asks much the same question
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2016, 09:19:27 pm »

Funny, I was just watching the new series of Black Mirror which asks much the same question

Oh my God, I got a notification from Netflix there was a new season available to stream. I felt like someone had just given me a ticket to see Cartilage Head. I'm really not ready for that this week.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2016, 12:52:31 am »

Oh my God, I got a notification from Netflix there was a new season available to stream. I felt like someone had just given me a ticket to see Cartilage Head. I'm really not ready for that this week.

I haven't watched this series, so thanks, now I feel like I know what to expect if I do.
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Re: 21st October, 2016: Finally gonna learn slap bass
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2016, 10:30:22 am »

Don't binge-watch it, you'll kill yourself before it's over. When Black Mirror comes up on the Internet, I always feel like the biggest hipster douchebag in the universe because I was a fan of Charlie Brooker from small times, like 20 years ago, when he was just this ugly bloke who was the best writer in PC Zone magazine.
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