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AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« on: January 18, 2017, 09:13:41 pm »
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2017, 02:08:22 am »
That place might be too rich even for Ray.
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2017, 11:29:26 pm »
Kinda weird. Like, we're going to build up the value of the "house" by adding a bunch of decorations and rich people tchotchkes. Don't bother to bring your stuff, because we've already filled up the property for you. I would think that most rich people would be more interested in picking their own stuff or hiring someone trusted to do it for them.
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2017, 01:52:25 am »
I haven't read it since it was posted, but I love that line about the luxury market being strong.  Great!  What a surprise!!
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2017, 03:21:17 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on January 25, 2017, 01:52:25 am
the luxury market being strong.  Great!  What a surprise!!

The establishment's days are numbered. An American Bastille Day is coming.
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2017, 03:53:36 am »
They say the NYC luxury housing market is already starting a downward trend. Unfortunately I think the housing market would have to fall pretty far to have an effect on my rent.

Maybe if Trump really destroys the economy I can squat in the Lower East Side, ha ha
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2017, 09:01:52 pm »
Yeah, but the wrong side owns the majority of the guns.
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2017, 10:38:20 am »
I'm glad this thread went from a helicopter/talking cat jam to calls for revolution from relatively sane normal people in five posts.  Glad to play a part!  Then Ash taught me some shit.
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Re: AT LAST A HOUSE FOR RAY SMUCKLES
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2017, 10:57:12 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 25, 2017, 09:36:19 pm
Y'know they broke into the Bastille in part to get at the armory, right?

Quote from: KeithHernandez on January 26, 2017, 10:38:20 am
I'm glad this thread went from a helicopter/talking cat jam to calls for revolution from relatively sane normal people in five posts.  Glad to play a part!  Then Ash taught me some shit.

Me too, me too.
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