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Donald and Melania
« on: January 22, 2017, 02:16:50 am »
My theory about Donald Trump is that he sexually assaults women because he's such a repulsive creep that only hookers will fuck him. I'm not saying that Melania is a hooker, but I am saying she's a woman who married a repulsive creep because he has millions of dollars. Here's the thing about Melania... [comment redacted].
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2017, 05:43:51 am »
I don't know about that. Pretty repulsive people get laid all the time. Often by each other.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2017, 03:37:47 pm »
Anyone who says "at last beauty has returned to the White House" right now is, without a doubt, a racist and a terrible person.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2017, 09:11:32 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 22, 2017, 03:37:47 pm
Anyone who says "at last beauty has returned to the White House" right now is, without a doubt, a racist and a terrible person.

Has anyone said that? I mean, obviously someone has, but anyone specifically?

But you're 100% right.

Any why the fuck are people so obsessed with how the first lady looks? Maybe because of Jackie Kennedy? And deep rooted sexism.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2017, 11:36:17 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 22, 2017, 03:37:47 pm
Anyone who says "at last beauty has returned to the White House" right now is, without a doubt, a racist and a terrible person.

My personal opinion is that Melania Trump is not attractive. The consensus is that she is beautiful, but I just can't see it.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2017, 12:05:44 am »
"Beautiful" often seems to be defined as "wearing really expensive clothes and cosmetics."

And the answer to why people are obsessed with the looks of the First Lady is simple, it's because she's a woman and to many people that is still all that really matters.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2017, 03:23:17 am »
Quote from: wombat on January 23, 2017, 12:05:44 am
And the answer to why people are obsessed with the looks of the First Lady is simple, it's because she's a woman and to many people that is still all that really matters.

I think that, at least in this case, and as far as the media is concerned, they are also trying desperately to find anything positive about the Trump presidency. And as for Melania Trump, she's an inconsequential person. Her only notable achievement is her (so called) beauty. She was a fashion model, so what. Her beauty is her only currency, and that's why she's married to Donald Trump in the first place. She's his arm candy. Maybe there's more to her than that, but so far, her only foray out of Donald's shadow was to deliver a speech she didn't write that plagiarized heavily from Michelle Obama. A woman, by the way, who is not only an extremely substantial person, but also very beautiful. More beautiful than Melania in my opinion, not that that matters at all, which is the point.
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 01:46:24 pm »
Quote from: miles on January 22, 2017, 09:11:32 pm
Has anyone said that? I mean, obviously someone has, but anyone specifically?

Not a lot, but they're out there. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=melania%20restore&src=typd

This is amusing: https://twitter.com/San_Frexit/status/822464947670106113
Katie Holmes for the win!

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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2017, 05:53:16 pm »
That is precious!
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 23, 2017, 01:46:24 pm
Katie Holmes for the win!
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Re: Donald and Melania
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2018, 04:52:30 am »
Do you think there's any truth to the claims that Melania's pussybow #####uits are a dig at her husband? There's a lot of evidence she can't stand him, but is she trying to undermine him or does she just like big floppy bows?

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