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« on: February 02, 2004, 01:49:14 am »
I just saw it.

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2004, 05:00:09 am »
Me too.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2004, 05:39:47 am »
That's unfortunate.  I fear her wholeheartedly.
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2004, 05:54:14 am »
I am not sure that seeing Janet Jackson's boobie would be a joyous thing.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2004, 05:57:01 am »
Yeah, that was kind of...extremely unarousing.  And stupid.  And completely pre-planned, no matter what anyone says.  

While we're on the subject, was that a pastie or an elaborate ( and heavy )nipple piercing?
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2004, 06:10:24 am »
I took it as a steel pastie. It could have been adhesive, but perhaps it is driven in on a bunch of little spikes.

Jacksons are creepy in their totality.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2004, 11:45:00 am »
I think it's a steel pastie held on my an industrial-strength piercing. Of course, with boobs that fake, maybe it makes some sort of sense to over-accessorize.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2004, 03:39:38 pm »
I wish I'd read this post sooner last night. I wasn't actually looking at the TV because half-time is so horrid and by the time I actually heard about this it was too late to rewind. I nearly missed the stripping dancer at kick-off too
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2004, 03:45:08 pm »
Okay, I guess Miss Jackson (since I'm nasty) was on the tele last night?  

I guess I'm the only one that missed it.  Was this a concert she was giving, or an appearance at some award show?
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2004, 03:50:51 pm »
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Okay, I guess Miss Jackson (since I'm nasty) was on the tele last night?  

I guess I'm the only one that missed it.  Was this a concert she was giving, or an appearance at some award show?


It was at Michael's trial.

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2004, 04:33:05 pm »
She was at the orgy at Paul's house.  Where were you?
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2004, 06:12:52 pm »
I was cornholing LaToya in the parking lot of the Red Roof Inn by the airport.

What?
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2004, 06:15:44 pm »
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I was cornholing LaToya in the parking lot of the Red Roof Inn by the airport.

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Dude, that was Tito.

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2004, 06:27:57 pm »
And now the government's getting involved.  Great.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2004, 06:35:21 pm »
And while we are pondering the issues of broadcast standards, did I see an unordinately high number of commercials featuring flatulence yesterday? And, in general, were not the commercial presentations generally lame?
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