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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2003, 04:55:33 am »
Mama loves her Special Boy



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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2003, 10:15:01 pm »
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It arrived one day too late to wear to the "Weird Al" concert, drat.

N.S.F.W. hint, That lady don't have no under##### on.

No shit, this shirt is a chick magnet, thank you Onstad.

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Uh... woah, man.  What's with that picture?  That's some wacky shit, dude.  Nice 'stache, by the way.

I ordered an Achewood shirt around the middle of June, and it's a no-show.  I'm a little pissed.  I wrote Chris a number of times--last time being two weeks ago, when he assured me it would mail two weeks ago.  I'm a little annoyed.  How long does it take to move a T-Shirt from San Carlos to San Francisco?  What is that, like 30 miles?!

I had a "science" button, but I lost it in a love hotel in Seoul.  (If you must know, I didn't get any "love."  Regular hotels are fuck*ng expensive, and I'm poor.  The concept of "budget hotel," "business hotel," or "motel" hasn't caught on in Korea.  Korean love hotels are weird.  They've got free pornos in the hallways, and this one really nice one I stayed at had a complimentary douche in the bathroom.  It was trippin' me out.  Wish I had a picture of the button in Korea to post for you guys.)
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2003, 11:24:30 pm »
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N.S.F.W. hint, That lady don't have no under##### on.


Is that your daughter?
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2003, 11:41:16 pm »
Am I the only person in the world who has never worn Achewood swag anywhere interesting? Unless you count "wandering around the Knoxville airport with a bunch of similarly-nerdily-clad geek friends, flagrantly claiming out luggage and scaring passersby."

Okay, so I did wear my "Science" baseball T to at least one Bio exam last semester. But I'm not sure that counts.
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2003, 03:55:58 am »
I have an Achewood sticker on my hardhat.
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« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2003, 06:05:26 am »
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It's your Sister.

Oh aren't we both so clever.

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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2003, 08:02:30 am »
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It's your Sister.

Oh aren't we both so clever.

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Well, I was trying to figure out who it could be that you would be willing to post a photo featuring her snatch.

I figure it wouldn't be your wife or girlfriend, because you'd be basically showing complete strangers those things that would best be kept for your eyes only.  Your sister probably wouldn't take off her underwear in front of you (one would hope) and she looks pretty young...

So is she a friend of yours?  A hooker?  One of those strippers that Onstad is going to hire to model the clothing?

Man, I'm totally Roast-Beefing this photo, but I just don't understand the circumstances that would lead to that photo.
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« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2003, 08:10:02 am »
Maybe that photo should be posted in "Places you haven't worn your Achewood Merchandise"...could have worn a sticker or something....the circumstances under which such a photo is made are mind boggling.

We're all just jealous cause we don't have women standing around with nothing on. Of course.

Second the "nice mustache" comment. A guy with <that> mustache next to a girl in that state of dress really conjures up Ron Jeremy for me.

No offense, though, all respect for the dude with the naked chick.
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« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2003, 06:17:41 pm »
Oh, we all have respect for the dude with the naked chick.  Don't get me wrong.

I was just over-analyzing that photo.  The only way that photo makes sense to me is if the dude in the photo paid the girl to have her snap shot.

And of course someone else must be there *taking* the photo.

That's what's always ruined porn for me: the knowledge that there's a whole crew of people behind the camera, all adjusting lighting, all holding up cue cards that say "I want to suck your cock" on them, all whispering suggestions ("Put your tongue deeper into her assole"), all being really bored with the whole thing because they watch people bumping and grinding and getting sticky 40 hours a week, all jaded and strung out on heroin, all driving real fast around the California coastline and swerving off the edge and down to the rocks below, all tumbling and getting mangled up, all you can't tell where the pieces of car or person begin, all hitting the bottom with a thud, all five seconds of too much silence, all suddenly bursting into flames, all huge fireball broiling up the cliffside, all "LOCAL PORN ACTRESS DIES IN A HUGE FIREBALL EXPLOSION. THIS IS TERRIBLE", all replacing her on set with five girls who look just like her and give more energetic blowjobs, all no one missing her, all what's left of her being gathered into a shoebox and taken out on a little boat, all dumped overboard by her childhood sweetheart who secretly always loved her...

No good can come from that photo, Paul.  That's just a whole terrible future in photographic form.
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« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2003, 06:59:51 pm »
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Is that your daughter?


Of all possible "Who might that Lady be?" scenario's, that is the sickest one of all.

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The only way that photo makes sense to me is if the dude in the photo paid the girl to have her snap shot.


I think you have underestimated my charisma.  You've also underestimated the charisma of the shirt.

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And of course someone else must be there *taking* the photo.


There was noone else there.  Modern photographic equipment makes it possible to do this sort of thing without assistance.

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A guy with <that> mustache next to a girl in that state of dress really conjures up Ron Jeremy for me.


Ron Jeremy has a handlebar?  Just another reason to love the man.

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« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2003, 09:37:30 pm »
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Ron Jeremy has a handlebar?  Just another reason to love the man.


I'm not touching this.




Oh, all right. "If you're impressed by his handlebar, you should see his shifter."

"Hell of a knob on that stick."

"Moustache rides, 5˘"
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2003, 01:08:29 am »
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2003, 11:09:22 pm »
This thread has wandered quite far enough.  

More pictures, less chitchat.
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2003, 11:18:14 pm »
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This thread has wandered quite far enough.  

More pictures, less chitchat.


I'd love to take some Achewood semi-porn pictures, if Onstad would ever ship me my damn shirt with Ray getting his sugar-balls on.

Uh... wait.  Did that come out right?
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2003, 10:36:24 pm »
giving your daughter her first soap mohawk: priceless

giving your daughter her first soap mohawk in a Todd T-shirt: priceless-er

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