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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« on: February 06, 2004, 12:08:11 pm »
Holy shit, Todd.
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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2004, 12:41:17 pm »
I know. I knew Todd was bad, but... that bad?
Well, at least he can book a place in Hell far away from Blister.
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FOOD CHAIN! GET USED TO IT!

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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2004, 12:50:03 pm »
This is helping assuage the guilt that's been consuming me all week after that squirrel ran under the wheels of my car this Thursday past.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2004, 02:26:04 pm »
How did Todd get back? I think Todd Todd Todd Todd Todd T. Squirel should have stayed in Hell with those not-good answers. Is so foul.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2004, 03:17:55 pm »
My call is that either he's ragingly drunk or Hell's nastiness clung to him somehow. This is whack, yo.
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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2004, 03:28:29 pm »
ho lee shee at

i never conceived a thought that could begin to imagine that i'd ever see "see you next tuesday" in Achewood.

Aaaaaagh! Meine augen!
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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2004, 04:44:41 pm »
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Well, at least he can book a place in Hell far away from Blister.


THAT'S ONE THING YOU CAN'T SAY IN HEAVEN

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I like the idea of Beef putting himself through several hours of focus type questions just to explore and fully understand the depths of Todd's depravity.


And if Roast Beef can put up with this for that long looking only mildly pained, you've just got to wonder what Téodor is capable of. That whole neighborhood is split on green.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2004, 05:13:15 pm »
Actually I'm not that surprised. I mean Todd's a dealer right? He's way on the wrong side of all the tracks.
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2004, 06:25:54 pm »
Oh, man.  I'm gonna have to retire my Todd shirt for a few weeks.
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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2004, 07:35:53 pm »
I can't get the image of 'suckin' on Kotex' out of my head.

Arrrrgh!
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The worst possible answer in the universe (6 Feb)
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2004, 07:54:39 pm »
Today's strip contained the frist panel ever that totally caught me off guard.  Todd's stance on female reproductive rights is so utterly cavalier.  And he used the c-word!  That's a huge no-no!
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2004, 08:34:16 pm »
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And he used the c-word!


Aaaaaah, the last true swear word!

And I've known dealers nicer than Todd. Our guy in Newcastle was great, it was nice knowing our money went to decorating his daughters flat for Uni and stuff. He was a family man to the last. And he delivered! And we were his testers for when he got new strains in.
I miss Harry.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2004, 09:46:31 pm »
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And he used the c-word!  That's a huge no-no!

Meh.
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2004, 10:03:52 pm »
Maybe, just maybe, this might be Onstead's homage to Neveu & Sparks' Stoopid Pigeon. As soon as I saw the c-word, Todd became for me the spitting image of Strappy (warning: strip mildly offensive, rest of archives massively so).
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2004, 11:16:03 pm »
The last frame of that Strappy cartoon with the ding-dong is f'in hi-larious.
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