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[Bozack]

I'm confused from earlier: how can it possibly take 'most of an evening' to get a mohawk??

When you're using a beard trimmer that you keep having to recharge for an hour for 5 minutes of trimmin'.
Yeah, it's definitely one of those hair cuts that looks good from certain angles. From the side: good. From the front, I look like Zippy or something.

[Pedro Picasso]

I'm back to work today, so I don't have an incredible amount of time to post.  I just wanted to thank everybody who participated in the unfortunately named Project: Tetsuo.  You're all neat people, and Jamie had a great time talking to you.  I know this because she hates talking on the phone and she would talk for a half hour at a time (excepting those times where external forces forced the conversation to be cut short).  You guys really are neat, and I'm so glad it turned out well.  There will be pictures posted some time soon, and possibly video of JL drunk, but I don't know if I trust the intarweb with all that.

As for those who didn't get the chance to talk to JL, I really apologize.  I had a very limited amount of time to send out phone number requests.  I really didn't mean to leave anyone out, but it's hard to keep up with who all has been posting recently and who has faded out for a time.  If you'd like to talk, by all means send your number and JL will gab atcha for an hour and a half.

For anyone who wants to talk to me, I can only be reached at 1-900-deep-dikn.

[St_Zartan]

For anyone who wants to talk to me, I can only be reached at 1-900-deep-dikn.

You've still got that preferred customer discount going on, right? Because I'm not paying another ten bucks to renew my club card, free newsletter be damned.

[CortJstr]

Jamie had a great time talking to you.  I know this because she hates talking on the phone and she would talk for a half hour at a time (excepting those times where external forces forced the conversation to be cut short).

Yeah, way to throw a surprise party in the middle of my conversation. I feel the love . . . and it's very cold and prickly

[jay-ell]

Yeah, way to throw a surprise party in the middle of my conversation. I feel the love . . . and it's very cold and prickly

That was my fault.  I was late to my own party, and was supposed to call you half an hour in to the festivites instead of en route to them.  I was so engrossed in our conversation that I didn't even hear my mother's entreaties for me to finish my conversation before I went in the house...anyway, in response to your question, the answer is 228.  The further up you go, the farther spaced they are.  

V, Choop, and Nabubrush, if you're up for it, I'm willing to give rainchecks.  PM me your info and I'll see what I can do.

Edit: Tomorrow, when I'm less groggy, cleaner, and more coherent, I'll tell you the whole grand story of my 52-hour birthday celebration.  For now I'll just summarize by telling you that the last party guests left at 7 PM this evening and I will probably spend the rest of my life trying to do something half as cool for Pedro.

[Pedro Picasso]

Yeah, way to throw a surprise party in the middle of my conversation. I feel the love . . . and it's very cold and prickly

Dude, I am totally sorry.  But really, your pain pales in comparison to ferocious j who got called in the middle of his commute after he had expressly requested that I hold off the call until later when he would be in a better mood and be able to enjoy the conversation.

I'm sorry Cort.  And, J, next time I'm drinkin' a foty, there be some poured out for you.  See you at the crossroads, man.

*sniff*
No more discounts, Zartan.  Your hyper-colored ass pays full price here on out.

[St_Zartan]

...my 52-hour birthday celebration...

Holy dang, even the fuck*ng Starchild from 2001 didn't take that long to hatch. This is the sort of hubristic (note: may not actually be a word) revelry that the gods used to punish with lightning and poison and inconvenient pregnancy, way back in the days of togas and buggery and over-enthusiastic geometry. These days, the gods just wander into fast food restaurants with sub-machine guns, their fingers crossed.

YOU WIN THIS ROUND

No more discounts, Zartan. Your hyper-colored ass pays full price here on out.

FAME HAS RUINED YOU

(Edit: I had some commas flown in from my supplier in Buenos Aires)

[Nabubrush]

V, Choop, and Nabubrush, if you're up for it, I'm willing to give rainchecks.  PM me your info and I'll see what I can do.

You know, for me, it's the thought that counts - I really appreciate it. However, I have about a week before I go back to work, and then when I come home (two weeks later) I will have to sort of Scramble(s the dog) to get everything finished for the move. Maybe after I get settled?

[Bozack]

FAME HAS RUINED YOU

Hey, man. Nobody ever called Pedro Picasso an asshole.
(cue Modern Lovers)

[jay-ell]

V, Choop, and Nabubrush, if you're up for it, I'm willing to give rainchecks.  PM me your info and I'll see what I can do.

You know, for me, it's the thought that counts - I really appreciate it. However, I have about a week before I go back to work, and then when I come home (two weeks later) I will have to sort of Scramble(s the dog) to get everything finished for the move. Maybe after I get settled?

Sure thing.  Let us know.

[AugustWest]

FAME HAS RUINED YOU

Hey, man. Nobody ever called Pedro Picasso an asshole.
(cue Modern Lovers)

Yeah, but have you heard about the artist, Vincent VanGogh?

[Bozack]

Yeah, but have you heard about the artist, Vincent VanGogh?

Well, I do know that you step on Degas to make the Van Gogh! HAHAHAHAH!
Sometimes I cry.

[doomglobe]

Allright, I'll bite.  

Why number two?

WELL, number 1 is peepee, so by process of elimination...

[doomglobe]

oh I forgot to add the smily face so you would know I was kidding.
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[V-Adore]

I sure as hell hope the "process of elimination" pun was intentional, Doomer.