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« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2004, 04:57:21 pm »
Don't thank me, thank anarchy!
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« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2004, 05:14:57 pm »
your hams are big and unfashionable but I am down
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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2004, 05:15:15 pm »
Don't wear a cape!
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« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2004, 05:18:44 pm »
Hell yes I can still sport wood!
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2004, 05:24:33 pm »
This man, he has sex appeal of biscut with two shits inside.
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« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2004, 05:25:14 pm »
It's already ringing.
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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2004, 05:47:38 pm »
No! No! I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!

Also, welcome Mantonio, nice name!
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2004, 05:56:58 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
Quote from: "carlosdelvaca"
will you be my girlfriend Molly


Now how is someone asking someone else to be his/her girlfriend Achewood-specific?


It's not just the asking, it's asking in a mousy/smaller text/italicized kind of voice.
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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2004, 06:00:27 pm »
have my retarded baby...
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« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2004, 06:29:39 pm »
WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fuck*ng POLICE right now!
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« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2004, 07:02:51 pm »
While I don't use this phrase myself (not that there's anything wrong with it), and it may tangentially violate the rules, it's always nice to hear "I dig boners" once in awhile.
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« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2004, 07:21:06 pm »
"I wouldn't let a damn molecule of my dick touch you".

..it's specialized, but I've seen it getting use.
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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2004, 08:30:17 pm »
"Why can't i wake up with the gin already in me?"
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« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2004, 10:18:11 pm »
A turd with a bullet in it ain't exactly five o'clock news, Ray.
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« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2004, 10:26:49 pm »
Sometimes I say, "My basal nervous system wants" something.
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