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« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2004, 10:34:21 pm »
Suckin' dick bought this van
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« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2004, 11:07:31 pm »
We've incorporated into our standard lexicon the following:

I think my heart's explodin'! These ______(s)!

Where anything plural can fill in the blank.
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« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2004, 11:15:27 pm »
Killin' is a special thing you do when you want someone to die.
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« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2004, 11:46:41 pm »
The Cure is silly! It is silly to like the Cure!
you can replace "The Cure" with basically anything, you know, what have you and whatnot.
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« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2004, 11:55:48 pm »
Frank had a dream. A household dream.
The sun has made a note of his face.

Tomorrow has made a phone call to today.
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« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2004, 01:25:29 am »
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You cold have a peter in your mouth.


i actually used that to explain why jesus called simon "simon who is called peter". it was because jesus didn't actually like him.

also, the band cold peter. (anyone ever check them out?)

it is totally a catchphrase.
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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2004, 01:27:16 am »
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WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fuck*ng POLICE right now!


haha. still my favourite achewood line ever.
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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2004, 03:31:39 am »
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No! No! I'm sorry! None of those terms mean anything to me!

Also, welcome Mantonio, nice name!


Why thanks!  The particular name of Mantonio is not my own creation, though.  I borrowed it from this strip here: http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04242003 .  Honestly, I don't know why I picked that moniker, as the dude is clearly not a role model.  The strip does have a line that should suit the purposes of this thread, though:

"Was some gay magician having a garage sale?"
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« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2004, 03:32:25 am »
I don't really like...meals.
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« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2004, 03:33:31 am »
Why oh why did someone have to screw a monkey?
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2004, 03:34:17 am »
A snake rode a motorcycle seven miles!
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« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2004, 05:37:29 am »
Who's this blowjob?
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« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2004, 05:39:53 am »
We TALKED about this!
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2004, 05:40:41 am »
Subway would PUNISH.
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« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2004, 05:55:37 am »
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Subway would PUNISH.


All Italian BMT with mustard on both sides
All parmesan oregano bread
All Baked Lay's

Is it lame that this strip actually inspired me to go out and get a goddamned Italian BMT on parmesan oregano bread? That damned all list has got some fuck*ng infective prosody.

That's probably what makes Achewood so addictive, when you boil it right down; Onstad can turn a phrase to stick in your head like few before him. I actually spent a few days using "all parmesan oregano bread" as a catch-all complimentary.

SEE ALSO: Oregon Trail, punishing at
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