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« Reply #75 on: February 19, 2004, 04:13:40 am »
I AM in hell, when I look at your website!
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« Reply #76 on: February 19, 2004, 04:15:20 am »
. . . promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday.
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« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2004, 04:22:25 am »
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. . . promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken someday.


....and that they'll play together in a field when it gets better...

*weeps*
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« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2004, 06:34:59 am »
I love speaking English very much!
I love it a thousand times!
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« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2004, 06:36:13 am »
Well thorry! I jutht thought I'd athk!
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« Reply #80 on: February 19, 2004, 06:45:27 am »
Slip him your sex pocket.
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« Reply #81 on: February 19, 2004, 01:16:18 pm »
Man I don't need no free thousand hours of AOL
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« Reply #82 on: February 19, 2004, 04:48:31 pm »
Whatever, fag.
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« Reply #83 on: February 19, 2004, 04:52:26 pm »
I like  way Vlad always pronounces words endink in -ing with -ink. e.g:

"Shower cap when usink computer, to keep hairs out of keyboard."

Man, I miss those r.o.b.o.t.s.
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« Reply #84 on: February 19, 2004, 04:55:50 pm »
Hey! Who put a hair on my dang nacho's!? I really wanted to eat these!
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« Reply #85 on: February 19, 2004, 04:56:49 pm »
You must be Santa's dad!
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« Reply #86 on: February 19, 2004, 06:18:29 pm »
Buyer tries to stab me. Signs me up for so much spam

Believe it or not, I use this all the time, with the named irritant replacing "buyer".
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« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2004, 07:58:08 pm »
I'M SORRY DR. KISSES!

Kinda seems redundant

oh my god she has got scoliosis

Rude titties
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« Reply #88 on: February 19, 2004, 08:03:52 pm »
That's a pretty good first post, too. Cheers, and welcome.
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« Reply #89 on: February 19, 2004, 08:22:22 pm »
Quote from: "St_Zartan"
Buyer tries to stab me. Signs me up for so much spam

Believe it or not, I use this all the time, with the named irritant replacing "buyer".


I may actually use this for a negative feedback I am going to leave for someone later.
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