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« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2004, 11:15:17 pm »
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That way you can look the person in the face when you say "excuse me." Which means Tyler choose poorly.


Ah, but you see, I go with Tyler. Ass if it's a guy, crotch if a cute woman. You will notice he does it that way round, and gives a knowing look, when he passes the stewardess.
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« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2004, 11:35:23 pm »
Here's a heartfelt roots/blues album recorded in a basement outside Baton Rouge:

The Only Guilty Man - No Longer a Threat to Society

1. It Has No Memory
2. No Longer a Threat to Society
3. Tall Drink of Water
4. No Earthly Business Being There
5. Honey, Hush
6. I Haven't Got Her in My #####
7. Fuzzy Britches
8. Institutionalised
9. (That's Exactly) What They Take
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11. Salvation Lies Within
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« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2004, 11:54:05 pm »
And that's just easy. Tall drink of water gives it away in seconds.
Otherwise it took me a mo.
I'd come up with another one but my brain is in lapse of some kind.

Yes. Shawshank Redemption
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« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2004, 11:54:44 pm »
Okay, I'm just going to state the obvious Fight Club bit so I can actually post now. Whee!

That said, here's an album by a Minnesotan garage-rock band of vague, meedley Christian pretensions:

Farewell Ada, How To Succeed At Women Without Really Trying
1) Half-Price Night for Divorced Women
2) This Job Is Free
3) Givin' God More Thought
4) God At the Smorgasbord
5) Outta the Ground
6) 100 to 1 Against
7) You Can't Eat Good Times
8 ) Something In An Alligator
9) Hoss Says to Little Joe...
10) Bonanza Bullshit
11) A Moment's Attention For Me
12) I'm Praying Here (Can You Go Around?)
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« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2004, 02:35:13 am »
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Dudes!  I can't believe you've forgotten about HYDDYN SCEPTYRE's soundtrack album!  Rawk AWN!!!!

One Pussy Song
Massive Upper Body Strength
You Gack
The Schnappster
Ding
Ice Cube Tray/Lemonade
Under the Cushion
Snot Rag's Theme
We Said TALLS!
Flamin' Eye
Who Was That Guy?
The Schnappster (reprise)


C'mon, I'm hearing crickets here!  Nobody?

I think Frankie Avalon sang backup on Track 11.
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« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2004, 02:52:36 am »
How about another one.

This one was by Chill Monroe, the well known funk/acid/bluegrass trio.

1.  Recidivism
2.  A Rocky Place
3.  R.O.R.
4.  Way Homer
5.  Fine Cereal Flakes
6.  Biology and Other People's Opinions
7.  A Rocky Place
8.  Freeze or Get Down?
9.  Huggies
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« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2004, 03:49:09 am »
Well, Chill Monroe is Raising Arizona, I know that. Other than that...shit, man. I got nothing
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« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2004, 04:52:31 am »
Carlos! Hit us with another!
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« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2004, 05:02:42 am »
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This one was by Chill Monroe, the well known funk/acid/bluegrass trio.


This is a fine, fine disc that just gets better with every listen. I've got the Japan-only import with the bonus tracks "You Ate Sand" and "Talkin' 'Bout L'Amour".

Only mentioning this because the HYDDYN SCEPTYRE album completely fuck*ng escapes me. And it's not like I don't own three goddamned editions of the Trouser Press guide; was this like a cassette-only release that ended up in some 1986 cut-out bin alongside such luminaries as Frözen Ghöst and Ice Creme Sunday?
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« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2004, 02:59:09 pm »
Alrighty then.  
Buck Laughlin, Guess How Much I Can Bench Press.  Buck does goofy novelty songs with the help of his ventriloquist dummy.  Many of them sound dirty, but they aren't--that's pretty much his whole shtick.
1.  Wide Receiver on Your Football Team
2.  Fast Dog
3.  Head Caught in the Gargoyle's Mouth
4.  Like They're Spring-Loaded
5.  Down for a Queen
6.  I Know a Man Who Has a Van
7.  Hot Candle Wax on My Private Parts
8.  He's Got Two Left Feet
9.  Rhapsody Has Two Mommies
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« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2004, 05:55:48 pm »
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« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2004, 06:26:09 pm »
You are correct, oh funkmaster.
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« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2004, 08:07:07 pm »
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Only mentioning this because the HYDDYN SCEPTYRE album completely fuck*ng escapes me. And it's not like I don't own three goddamned editions of the Trouser Press guide; was this like a cassette-only release that ended up in some 1986 cut-out bin alongside such luminaries as Frözen Ghöst and Ice Creme Sunday?


OK, FINE!  It's been 24 hours.  Obviously I'm the only one who enjoys lowbrow movies like this.
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2004, 08:21:35 pm »
Obviously.
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« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2004, 09:04:55 pm »
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Only mentioning this because the HYDDYN SCEPTYRE album completely fuck*ng escapes me. And it's not like I don't own three goddamned editions of the Trouser Press guide; was this like a cassette-only release that ended up in some 1986 cut-out bin alongside such luminaries as Frözen Ghöst and Ice Creme Sunday?


OK, FINE!  It's been 24 hours.  Obviously I'm the only one who enjoys lowbrow movies like this.


Ah, no one got mine either (it was O Lucky Man!). Let's go somewhere and be obscure together...
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