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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2004, 09:21:32 pm »
I read a wonderful line in Mrs. Miniver last night (which is a terrific book, by the way).  Something to the effect of, "Too much talk about the right-wing and the left-wing when what one is interested in is the wishbone."
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2004, 09:35:01 pm »
I'm letting the political discussions slide today, since it's kinda on-topic, but don't let me catch you little monkeys bickering or it'll be fifty whacks with a wet noodle for each o' ye.
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2004, 09:58:25 pm »
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all Republicans want the poor to be forced into slavery to manicure their lawns and all gays rounded up and made to fight for their amusement.


So would this be on Fox or Spike?
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2004, 10:15:17 pm »
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all Republicans want the poor to be forced into slavery to manicure their lawns and all gays rounded up and made to fight for their amusement.


So would this be on Fox or Spike?


I think you would get better results if gays did the lawn and the homeless brawled. Otherwise you have a shitty looking lawn with a drunk passed out in the middle of it AND you have to watch sissies slap each other.

/homelessphobia
/homophobia

carry on.
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2004, 10:43:29 pm »
Three days ago, on the subway, two homeless men fought eachother, literally a foot from where I was standing.
THIS CITY IS COMPLETELY DAMN INSANE.
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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2004, 11:42:52 pm »
New to New York, Bozak?
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« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2004, 12:37:22 am »
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THIS CITY IS COMPLETELY DAMN INSANE.


Yeah, and ain't it grand?

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« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2004, 02:46:52 am »
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One of my favorite cartoons from the 70's was "The Great Gay Ape"

Gay Ape! Gay Ape!


Wow!  The background in that gif is only slightly less repetitive than an actual Hanna-Barbera cartoon!


It's "Building here, building there, building a little more over there" as opposed to "Table, chair, lamp"

Gay marriage is not a threat to marriage. Hot easy chicks are.  Yow!
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« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2004, 07:56:37 am »
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New to New York, Bozak?

Ahh, about a year, all in all. I'm actually heading back South for a while.
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« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2004, 01:01:22 am »
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i love the fact that you can tell what pat thinks of same-sex marriages purely by how he is standing.

That, or Pat's inner turmoil regarding his own latent homosexuality is driving him to confrontation anywhere he can find it.

Meanwhile, he sits at home, crying into a bottle of Old Postal Worker, dreaming of the steps of San Francisco City Hall.

He may need to stay off the beach, but all he can hear is the joy of lifting another conch to his ear.


I assumed Pat would be violently against gay marriage to cover his own tendencies. Plus he just seems to be a republican anyway.


But if Pat's a Republican, how come he made Roast Beef rent that Noam Chomsky video that one time?  Myself, I bet Pat combines the most annoying political positions from the right and the left and adopts that as his own noxious philosophy.
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« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2004, 01:48:46 am »
See, I'm thinking Pat doesn't rent out all of his videos- just those he regrets buying in the first place, and only in order to cover the losses of purchasing them. Those he likes? Yeah, he doesn't let them leave the house, period.
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« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2004, 04:11:08 am »
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i love the fact that you can tell what pat thinks of same-sex marriages purely by how he is standing.

That, or Pat's inner turmoil regarding his own latent homosexuality is driving him to confrontation anywhere he can find it.

Meanwhile, he sits at home, crying into a bottle of Old Postal Worker, dreaming of the steps of San Francisco City Hall.

He may need to stay off the beach, but all he can hear is the joy of lifting another conch to his ear.


I assumed Pat would be violently against gay marriage to cover his own tendencies. Plus he just seems to be a republican anyway.


But if Pat's a Republican, how come he made Roast Beef rent that Noam Chomsky video that one time?  Myself, I bet Pat combines the most annoying political positions from the right and the left and adopts that as his own noxious philosophy.


That's what I'm screaming.  Pat's a true independent with an instinct for the offensive.
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« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2004, 09:01:53 pm »
Yeah, I have to agree with August. I can't see Pat tying himself down to any given party, because the moment any of their opinions disagreed with him, he'd be off like a screaming howler monkey. (No offense to Homosexuals, of course.)

mmmmm, forced sodomy...
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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2004, 11:59:29 am »
oh my word
has onstad changed pat's eyebrow's in the top right panel or am i just going insane? i'm sure he looked much more angry before.

my money's still on insane, though.
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