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[wombat]

I hate it when that happens.

[Mite]

I'm so using the line from the last panel the next time I've got a hangover.

[starlight]

Wow, that shoe's quite a bugger, yo

[CortJstr]

You'd think with all his piano money Ray could afford a blanket that covers his whole body.

[V-Adore]

You'd think with all his piano money Ray could afford a blanket that covers his whole body.

See, the point is that, even with all of his money and his fancy electronics, Ray personally lives in squalor -- the squalor of his soul. It is a METAPHOR.

Either that or he's waking up in a cheap hotel.

[AugustWest]

Either that or he's waking up in a cheap hotel.

Yep, that's what he METAPHOR!

Ba-dump-bump!

[CortJstr]

Either that or he's waking up in a cheap hotel.

Yep, that's what he METAPHOR!

Ba-dump-bump!

That sounds suspiciously like a pun. You're gonna get ba-anned. You're gonna get ba-anned.

[CortJstr]

I found it a little odd that Lazarus was still on Ray's foot, even in bed.  Of course, the Old Windmill probably aided in that decision process.  Props to V's 'squalor' metaphor, though I prefer the term 'seedy'.

That's because Lazarus is some kind of symbiote and its bonding to Ray. It needs to be on his foot to absorb various EM impulses and thermal energy from him in order to survive. Kind of like Venom or a babelgiraffe but with more business sense.

[Carlos del Vaca]

That's because Lazarus is some kind of symbiote and its bonding to Ray. It needs to be on his foot to absorb various EM impulses and thermal energy from him in order to survive. Kind of like Venom or a babelgiraffe but with more business sense.

Does this mean Ray will have to lop off his own foot to be rid of the shoe?

[Ben-San]

Does this mean Ray will have to lop off his own foot to be rid of the shoe?

It will probably suffice to set up a mannequin coyly out of sight with a bare foot sticking out and a little speaker hooked up to a microphone, and have Mr. Bear man the microphone saying things like "If only I truly, TRULY comprehended the repercussions of the Federal Reserve Board's decisions, I could finally conquer the world and show those fools at Harvard Business School who the true genius is!" while, at the same time, Ray practices belching his greatest hits through a mouthful of tequila. Something to that general effect would probably lure Lazarus off Ray's foot.
(It was not my intention to begin with a run-on sentence. It just sort of happened.)

[AugustWest]

Good Lord!  Have we descended to writing Achewood Fanfic?  May God have mercy on our souls.

[slink]

Does this mean Ray will have to lop off his own foot to be rid of the shoe?

Nah, sounds like he's gonna piss Lazarus off enough that the shoe leaves him of it's own accord.

[wombat]

Good Lord!  Have we descended to writing Achewood Fanfic?  May God have mercy on our souls.

Well it probably had to happen sometime.  Can we just agree to keep the stories where Ray and Roast Beef have sex in a clearly warning-labelled separate thread?

[CortJstr]

Does this mean Ray will have to lop off his own foot to be rid of the shoe?

Nah, sounds like he's gonna piss Lazarus off enough that the shoe leaves him of it's own accord.

Ah. Kind of like how Tick and Arthur managed to survive their encounter with the Red Eye.

Can we just agree to keep the stories where Ray and Roast Beef have sex in a clearly warning-labelled separate thread?

If we descend into slash fiction I think Jough will kill the board, wipe the server, shred the HDs, and salt the earth.

[ferocious j]

If we descend into slash fiction I think Jough will kill the board, wipe the server, shred the HDs, and salt the earth.

It's the only way to be sure.