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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2003, 08:34:00 pm »
OK, now that we've got the little army men straightened out, who's the new friend he made and why did he grow up to be a podiatrist?  Dang, we don't all have a poet's facility with metaphor here.
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« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2003, 08:49:04 pm »
Onstad's the friend, and I just pulled podiatrist out of my rectum.
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« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2003, 09:16:47 pm »
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Onstad's the friend, and I just pulled podiatrist out of my rectum.


That's gotta hurt man! Oh, wait...
I feel it was more surreal than poetic, despite the poetic rhetoric. OK, more surreal in content, poetic in structure. There...
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2003, 09:28:03 pm »
What?  Then who's Carl?  I thought Carl was Onstad.  I thought the same initial letter was the clue.  Wouldn't that be a literary thing to do?

This board is too deep for me.
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2003, 09:41:31 pm »
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What?  Then who's Carl?  I thought Carl was Onstad.  I thought the same initial letter was the clue.  Wouldn't that be a literary thing to do?

This board is too deep for me.


Yeah, Carl was Onstad.  I guess I goofed.  I made the name "Carl" because it had the same initial letter.

Okay, I guess the "friend" was really just laziness, then.

The "friend" was pretty much meant to be an abstract concept of no longer moderating a forum.

I don't see how any of this is relevant.
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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2003, 09:43:17 pm »
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JL, what do you say to someone who's done you dirty after all of those years?


You get your OWN fuckin' sandbox, and then you kick out all of YOUR friends if they won't do what you want!  DUH!
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2003, 03:10:59 am »
Let's try at least making one post that's interesting.
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2003, 05:48:55 am »
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my brother and I used to play an elaborate game with the "army guys" (as we called them) -- he had literally thousands of them.


Uhhh, I didn't have too many army men, but my sister had a lot of Barbies and we used to play Barbie games.  I liked to pretend the barbies were in a Tarzan and Jane scenario and make clothes for them out of blades of grass.  Ok I know, i've got issues, no need to tell me again.

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