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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« on: March 09, 2004, 07:34:07 am »
Just put your arm around it and call it "Timmy."

Lovely.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2004, 10:46:57 am »
:( i don't want philippe to become a hard-nosed rightwinger. hard-nosed rightwingers don't do hugs. or special friends. then again, maybe he'll get elected with his new politics and cash flow, then use his presidential powers for love instead of evil.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2004, 11:30:42 am »
I suppose that could happen... but I worry, oh I how I worry.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2004, 12:33:50 pm »
Stunnning.

Now i'm crawling back to bed. I feel terminally ill. So Phillipe will be by shortl to call me Timmy.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2004, 02:01:39 pm »
HAPPINESS IS A WARM STEM CELL!

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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2004, 02:31:55 pm »
I lurve Ray's powerful new golf game. Truly a natural man...
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2004, 03:21:56 pm »
Freakin' Republican shoe!  Piss off!
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2004, 03:58:20 pm »
See, am I the only one thinking that it was inevitable that the two arcs which would have both done best as a single gag strip were inevitably going to intersect?

I dunno. I just suspect that Lazarus is swiftly wearing out his welcome with me.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2004, 04:55:33 pm »
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I dunno. I just suspect that Lazarus is swiftly wearing out his welcome with me.

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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2004, 05:36:34 pm »
How will Beef react to this development? Will he fight the powers of Ray or resign as campaign manager?

And what's the deal with the maakies link?
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2004, 06:15:16 pm »
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The difference being Barry Bass was dumped after the third day while Lazarus has stayed on.


Lazarus has proved he can stay on a cat paw for a long time; if the shoe got flushed Barry could get it on his fin and use his new-found business powers to have his revenge. What fun.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2004, 04:51:21 am »
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See, am I the only one thinking that it was inevitable that the two arcs which would have both done best as a single gag strip were inevitably going to intersect?

I dunno. I just suspect that Lazarus is swiftly wearing out his welcome with me.


gahhh. you know that phillipe running for president with this kind of backing could reulst in some sort of insane underworld-US takeover by a primary scool otter and that it could seriously rupture the underworld country, and make it an insane place.

but then, i've been hitting the vodka pretty hard. respect, everyone.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2004, 04:58:34 am »
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Quote from: "V-Adore"
See, am I the only one thinking that it was inevitable that the two arcs which would have both done best as a single gag strip were inevitably going to intersect?

I dunno. I just suspect that Lazarus is swiftly wearing out his welcome with me.


gahhh. you know that phillipe running for president with this kind of backing could reulst in some sort of insane underworld-US takeover by a primary scool otter and that it could seriously rupture the underworld country, and make it an insane place.

but then, i've been hitting the vodka pretty hard. respect, everyone.


Naw, you're pulling my leg!

I'm drinkin' rum tonight...
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2004, 06:05:57 am »
Just because Lazarus is ruthless, does that mean he's conservative? He may see the business potential in stem cell research. I'm just sayin'.
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Lazarus's Politics - 9 March 2004
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2004, 08:45:13 am »
ok , 1st panel, Ray seems to be floating about four inches off the green or so, no?

maybe i'm not aware of complex golf shadows.

or, maybe i'm just too drunk and observant.
that is so not a word, you DICK
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