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« Reply #75 on: March 19, 2004, 01:32:10 am »
You know, when you call your product Semenex, you're not even being subtle anymore. Just call them "Cock Pills" and get it over with, man.
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« Reply #76 on: March 19, 2004, 02:40:28 am »
Cort, not all who marry are breeders. Myself and my missus, for instance.


I just thought I should clear that up.
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« Reply #77 on: March 19, 2004, 02:47:41 am »
Me and the CuteGirl ain't breeders, either.
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« Reply #78 on: March 19, 2004, 03:16:18 am »
I know, I'm engaged and we have no intention of breeding.
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« Reply #79 on: March 19, 2004, 03:42:32 am »
Because as we all know, breeding is always an intentional act.

Anyway, you non-breeders don't know what you're missing.
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« Reply #80 on: March 19, 2004, 03:50:47 am »
I confess to not entirely being sure when the choice not to have children became one which one could lord over others, but ah well.
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« Reply #81 on: March 19, 2004, 05:17:17 am »
I cough up egg sacs and incubate them between my feet.
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« Reply #82 on: March 19, 2004, 03:15:56 pm »
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Because as we all know, breeding is always an intentional act.

Anyway, you non-breeders don't know what you're missing.

I know some of what I'm missing, and I'm ok with missing it.
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« Reply #83 on: March 19, 2004, 03:52:30 pm »
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Anyway, you non-breeders don't know what you're missing.


If it involved children I think I will continue to avoid it.

To quote Bill Hicks - 'I don't want kids. Hell, I'm just a big kid, and I don't want anything cuter than me running around this house!'
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« Reply #84 on: March 19, 2004, 04:04:50 pm »
Look at my cute goddamn kid!

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« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2004, 04:55:12 pm »
Infant trumps all.
I guess we all may just as well go home.
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« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2004, 05:13:01 pm »
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Look at my cute goddamn kid!

I smell a t-shirt. Somebody, get on that.
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« Reply #87 on: March 19, 2004, 05:16:04 pm »
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I confess to not entirely being sure when the choice not to have children became one which one could lord over others, but ah well.


When in a discussion about children affecting one's sex-life and equipment. Of course then nobody can take care of me in my old age.
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« Reply #88 on: March 19, 2004, 05:33:49 pm »
I plan on renting children.
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« Reply #89 on: March 19, 2004, 05:55:29 pm »
For some reason I want to print out index cards reading "Infant Trumps All" and leave them scattered around the campus. The optimal result would probably be an assumption that it was the pro-life group and a ranty editorial.

EDIT: Post 1111. This seems somehow portentous.
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