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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« on: March 15, 2004, 05:03:49 am »
it's Steak and Blowjob day today.

~Paul
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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2004, 05:23:30 am »
I am embarrassed to have even skimmed these paragraphs. I love how the alleged creator is all pissed off about morning radio clowns "stealing his idea". Like idiot fuck*ng frat boys are supposed to have some sort of unwritten code regarding things like plagiarism and dignity.

DURRRRR RIGHT AFTER THIS WACKY PRANK PHONE CALL WE'LL HAVE THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES OF SLURPING SOUNDS THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE ORAL SEX - RIGHT HERE IN THE STUDIO, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE

BUT FIRST A SONG MAYBE

WHO PLAYS THE MOST HITS IN THE MORNING??? BAM YOU'VE WON A STICKER
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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2004, 05:27:43 am »
Zartan, you forgot to add the constant self-conscious uproarious laughter at ones own jokes to your otherwise most accurate depiction of the wacky morning show phenomenon.
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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2004, 07:46:35 am »
Well, I didn't have any steak, but one out of two ain't bad.
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2004, 02:06:58 pm »
Last year the local morning shows went ape-shit for this. Today it got a couple of mentions on 2/14 but that's about it. I guess they thought the fad was over.
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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2004, 05:14:33 pm »
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Well, I didn't have any steak, but one out of two ain't bad.

........you magnificent bastard.
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2004, 05:45:35 pm »
Oh damn!  I inadvertantly honored a pseudo-holiday of which I had been completely unaware!  

However -- and I would like to pre-emptively point out that Jough and I have never met in person -- there was no steak served here yesterday, either.
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Happy Steak and Blow Job Day
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2004, 05:56:51 pm »
JL, if you protest too much, they'll never believe you. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2004, 06:00:40 pm »
Methinks.
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