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« on: April 03, 2004, 05:57:45 am »


I discovered that mullet is a derogatory term.  I mean to say, that I know it's used derisively, but I thought it was the correct term for this hairstyle.  Apparently no, it's a cowboy cut.  The barber was kind enough to point this fact out to me.

~Paul
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 06:04:43 am »
The handlebar ruins the look I was shooting for.



There, that's better.

~Paul
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 07:07:57 am »
Congratulations, Paul, very few can pull that off with such panache.
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2004, 08:27:52 am »
It's the shirt that does it. Well, and the hair. And the moustache.
Wow.
I guess what stops that being a mullet is the fact that the back has some texture, and the top isn't cut as short?
And you're not English. If you were that would be a mullet straight away.
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2004, 06:12:51 pm »
Guys who wear mullets need to drive a camaro.  It's the official car of the mullet.
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2004, 09:35:55 pm »
I can't believe no one has commented on the striking background of this photo.  I enjoy the cross-cultural effect of the mullet and the Italian lakeside patio.
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 10:24:08 pm »
pmcd9, you are my new internet crush.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2004, 09:37:50 pm »
Damn it, Paul, where's your hockey gear?
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2004, 03:01:12 am »
I can't believe that nobody has mentioned that you're a dead ringer for Nice Pete in that second picture, Paul.  Yikes!
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2004, 01:01:53 am »
Of course, you all have been to Mullets Galore , right?

Paul, I expect to see you hunted and permanently enshrined within a month. Good effort on the hair; that takes courage and a barber willing to take a chance on increases on his malpractice insurance....
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2004, 02:19:43 pm »
mullet picture link is broken :(

Anyone have it saved? Or pmcd9, can you repost?
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2004, 06:27:18 pm »
All his shit is broken right now -  :(
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2004, 01:59:15 am »
Sorry, when I changed IP I forgot to notify my host of the new addy.  This is their way of saying my bill is due.  It'll be back up as soon as the money clears i'm sure.

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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2004, 05:57:31 am »
Oddly enough, the photos have never not worked for me.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2004, 11:47:58 am »
Jough = V.I.P.?
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