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« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2004, 07:29:07 pm »
Do you, in fact, have the BEST EVER CHICKEN PHOTOS on your site?

I'm rolling around over here. That's a quality list. And it's true, Lenny Dykstra is a jerk.
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« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2004, 07:33:52 pm »
That's about the best list of these I've ever seen outside of those which work particularly blue.

(A friend of mine's website used to get lots of hits for people actually typing in questions about how to masturbate. He never figured out why, let alone why so many people needed to ask Google how.)
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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2004, 07:46:10 pm »
V-Adore, apparently you don't understand how damn CONFUSING it can be the first time. If I had a resource that told me how to masturbate, I'd still have my left foot.
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2004, 07:46:31 pm »
"Honey Bunches of Goats" is an entry on the infamous list of Jello Flavors That Should Never Be, which generates more than its fair share of weird search requests.

And here's BEST CHICKEN PHOTO EVER:
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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2004, 07:47:17 pm »
Dammit, man - what about the Jobs for Monkeys??? I have my own reasons for needing to know this.
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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2004, 07:47:47 pm »
But wait there's more!  These are from January:

animatronic penguins
mr chicken mascot ("That's 'Mister Chicken Mascot' to you!")
stolen Escalade El Paso
pictures of the boy who played john from remember always i love you
miller lite formaldehyde
Rickey Henderson and his wife
scrotum baked ham (ewwwwwwwww!)
animated singing armadillos
I am an overweight man poetry
when ottawa senators frist stanley cup (I had no idea Bill Frist was a Sens fan.)
triangular tube box wine
chickens kill eachother
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« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2004, 10:05:38 pm »
I typed in "I am an overweight man poetry" and got a dating site for people with herpes.

Go figure.
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2004, 11:55:35 pm »
Triangular Tube Box Wine = the worst box wine ever.
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« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2004, 03:37:52 am »
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Send Tor some of your lunch while you're at it. He really likes a big piece o beef .


Well, how about that? I'm going to email Carl.


Wait.
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