The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood Today's sad thing: A reeking tweaker couple looking in the gas station freezer for "that pizza that was good in the microwave last time."

Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down

Author Topic: Wombat's Stalkee  (Read 10664 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« on: April 06, 2004, 11:42:25 pm »
Quote from: "Nabubrush drinks (a lot)"
Quote from: "wombat"
AlohaDawg, I am trying real hard not to hate you right now.

How's that working out for you, Wombat?


It was warm enough to walk the dog on my afternoon neighborhood-famous-author-stalking walk, and perhaps tomorrow I will make AlohaDawg's wonderful potato-pillowed-giraffe recipe to remind myself of what a fine person he is, and all will be forgiven.

Unless it snows again.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

AlohaDawg

  • Moderator
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 79
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4184
  • Crawlin' back to prosperity
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2004, 11:45:14 pm »
Invite that author over! Give them the magic giraffe!
Logged

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2004, 12:06:44 am »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Invite that author over! Give them the magic giraffe!


Actually my obsession with the author himself has been largely replaced by an obsession with his dog - but I'll bet she'd like the giraffe just as much.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2004, 12:10:01 am »
What famous author is it?  Would we have heard of her?  Is it Barbara Cartland?  Kitty Kelley?  Carolyn Keene?
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2004, 12:31:20 am »
Quote from: "AugustWest"
What famous author is it?  Would we have heard of her?  Is it Barbara Cartland?  Kitty Kelley?  Carolyn Keene?


The author is a he, the dog is a she.  

I can't answer this question in case he Googles himself and finds my post and my cover is blown.  

But isn't Carolyn Keene nonexistent or dead or both?
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2004, 12:42:20 am »
Quote from: "wombat"

But isn't Carolyn Keene nonexistent or dead or both?


Nah, you're thinking of Eudora Welty.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2004, 04:51:04 pm »
Will you tell us if we guess?

Is it Larry Niven?  I bet it's Larry Niven.  You seem like the kind of happening chick who'd get off on Larry Niven.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

jough

  • God's Own Dick
  • Administrator
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 948
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6871
  • If you've got the time, we've got El Guapo.
    • View Profile
    • poetry archives
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2004, 05:17:19 pm »
It's got to be Al Franken.
Logged

Bozack

  • Most Melancholy of Batmen
  • Moderator
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1651
  • stop this car, i'm getting out
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2004, 07:47:47 pm »
Quote from: "AugustWest"
You seem like the kind of happening chick who'd get off on Larry Niven.


This is officially my new pick-up line.
Logged
Hey, things are going okay now!

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • Moderator
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2004, 07:55:07 pm »
My new pick-up line is "Alex Trebek tossed my salad". What are my chances, do you think?
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2004, 08:05:13 pm »
Quote from: "Bozack"
Quote from: "AugustWest"
You seem like the kind of happening chick who'd get off on Larry Niven.


This is officially my new pick-up line.


I'm pleased I could be of service.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2004, 08:43:37 pm »
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Will you tell us if we guess?



I'll tell you by PM if you guess, unless someone can convince me that you can't find posts on this board via Google.

I would suggest that you all start by narrowing it down to authors who live near where I live, but I suppose that would spoil the fun.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2004, 08:54:50 pm »
Edgar Allen Poe's from Baltimore.  Is it him?
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

Bozack

  • Most Melancholy of Batmen
  • Moderator
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 10
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1651
  • stop this car, i'm getting out
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2004, 01:01:31 am »
Thomas Pynchon.

Oh, sure, he might not be exactly the guy you're thinking of. But he could, hypothetically, live near you! NO-ONE KNOWS!

WOOOOOOOOOOO..WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Logged
Hey, things are going okay now!

Choop

  • Mod Squad
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1010
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4260
  • www dot at rick and morty dot com www
    • View Profile
Wombat's Stalkee
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2004, 03:28:26 am »
Dear Whatever in Some Higher Plane, please say it is not one Thomas Clancy. Such utter disappointment would I feel were it so.
Logged
Nobody exists on purpose; nobody belongs anywhere; everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
« previous next »