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Dave Barry
« on: April 12, 2004, 09:28:47 pm »
Is a big Achewood fan

Who would have thought?
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2004, 10:01:43 pm »
Interesting. You'd think having Dave Barry as a big fan could be a career boost for a person.  Although I'm not sure I want all those Dave Barry people finding this messageboard.
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Dave Barry
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2004, 10:06:23 pm »
Not until I can bring heavy advertising sack.

Damn, you'd think Chris would be making more money with all of the fame he's gettin'.
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2004, 10:06:40 pm »
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Interesting. You'd think having Dave Barry as a big fan could be a career boost for a person.  Although I'm not sure I want all those Dave Barry people finding this messageboard.

We can point out life's little foibles on our own.
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2004, 10:51:57 pm »
Are Dave Barry fans anything like Jimmy Buffet fans?

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Dave Barry
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2004, 12:59:19 am »
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We can point out life's little foibles on our own.


So what's the deal with airplanes??
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Dave Barry
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2004, 01:01:50 am »
And again, I have to ask: why not make the whole plane out of the black box material?
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 01:04:39 am »
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And again, I have to ask: why not make the whole plane out of the black box material?

Because it would be too heavy to fly and we'd all die a horrible, horrible death. </overly literal dick>

But can you believe the size of the insects in Florida? And those flaming Pop-Tarts!
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Dave Barry
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2004, 01:06:09 am »
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And again, I have to ask: why not make the whole plane out of the black box material?

Because it would be too heavy to fly and we'd all die a horrible, horrible death.

Sorry, forgot to put in the sarcasm tag.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2004, 01:48:13 am »
I think it's great that Achewood is enjoyed by such a famous fellow, but I must confess (at the risk of offending him should be lurking here) that Dave's humor never did much for me.  Kind of a shame since he's so ubiquitous.
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Dave Barry
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2004, 02:01:10 am »
I enjoyed Dave Barry a lot while young, but he's a little repetitive in my mind these days. Some of his stuff is still gold, though -- I treasure the Book of Bad Songs something awful.
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2004, 02:01:55 am »
And his gift guide at Christmas is definitely awesome every year.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2004, 02:05:44 am »
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I think it's great that Achewood is enjoyed by such a famous fellow, but I must confess (at the risk of offending him should be lurking here) that Dave's humor never did much for me.  Kind of a shame since he's so ubiquitous.


Oh no, now we have to self-censor as if Dave Barry might be among us?  This is getting way too weird for me.
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Dave Barry
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2004, 02:10:20 am »
Maybe he and Onstad BOTH are regulars here with different names.
Maybe they are the same person!

Maybe They're ME!
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Re: Dave Barry
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2004, 02:32:46 am »
Wow. Props on what, if I'm correct, is a Studio Ghibli thing as an avatar?
Just can't tell 'cause I only know it side on (I had to run out of Spirited Away to phone my SO).
Good stuff if so.
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