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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« on: April 18, 2004, 10:42:54 pm »
I considered these subject lines, all of which would have sufficed:

Donald Trump is a corny douchebag
What in the jam
Dick Dale's Hands
Eau de Smuckles
Smells like farted-in vinegar
Women named Derek
YOU... WERE... A... FAT... CHILD

Man, talk about a content-rich strip.  This shit is gold!

Not funny, but gold nonetheless.
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Re: Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2004, 10:49:16 pm »
Quote from: "jough"
I considered these subject lines, all of which would have sufficed:

Donald Trump is a corny douchebag
What in the jam
Dick Dale's Hands
Eau de Smuckles
Smells like farted-in vinegar
Women named Derek
YOU... WERE... A... FAT... CHILD

Man, talk about a content-rich strip.  This shit is gold!

Not funny, but gold nonetheless.

I also considred several of those. By my thread was locked even though it came first. Life's so not fair.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2004, 11:01:41 pm »
Yeah, that's what happens when you compete with FORUM GOD.

And your thread may have technically been first, but it wasn't there while I was writing mine.

Should I be penalised because I put more thought and time into my post?

I thinkn't.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2004, 12:03:11 am »
This is sort of funny, but in my opinion it's a bit anticlimactic. I mean, where were the angels? Did they just ditch Ray after their enlightening correspondence? Dude, harsh realm.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 02:15:25 am »
Quote from: "jough"
I thinkn't.


Thinkn't????
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 05:18:28 am »
It's a contraction for "think not."

I believe myself and my Uncle Phil are the only ones who use it regularly, but I'm trying to work it into common English usage.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2004, 09:56:27 am »
the fat child thing has already made my day.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2004, 11:28:53 am »
Yeah, the "fat child" thing really makes me wish my corporeal friends read Achewood so we could reference it knowingly to the bewilderment of passers-by.  Someday...
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2004, 02:15:10 pm »
The saddest thing is that Teodor wants to talk about Donald Trump (and presumably The Apprentice) while on a vacation in Germany. Awesome strip.
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Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2004, 09:07:48 pm »
Is Beef flippin' dumbass Ray the bird in that last panel or merely smoking a fine german cigarette?
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Re: Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2017, 03:45:02 am »
What the hell people. Just because Jough owns the place does that mean he doesn't have to include a strop link in his post?
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Re: Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2017, 11:53:15 am »
Are you proofreading the whole archives??
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Re: Holy Dickens and Delilah - 19 April 2004
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2017, 11:11:28 am »
I wonder if Teodor would still be unafraid to say it.
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