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Dunk oil on your backseat 4/22/04
« on: April 22, 2004, 08:11:17 am »
good ol' high school Roast Beef, making the dramatic announcement
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2004, 10:53:38 am »
Well, this post was 2 minute earlier, so I'll go with it.  Very very enjoyable strip except for the phrase "dunk oil" which I could for sure have done without.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2004, 01:56:20 pm »
Yup, this one was earlier AND has the date. So it wins.

... I've been speculating for the past few minutes about which particular sexual fluid constitutes "dunk oil". I'd like to stop now, please.  :(
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2004, 02:10:51 pm »
Dammit, I'd managed to forget that Alanis songs existed until just now.
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2004, 02:14:30 pm »
The Alanis songs and the Equation of the Week make this strip for me. (Mostly because I'm wondering if the Alanis song was "Head Over Feet" or "You Oughta Know.")

The equation is a little simple, though. Was it the club's shout-out recruitment effort?
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Dunk oil on your backseat 4/22/04
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2004, 02:22:29 pm »
I was president of my high school's equation of the week club - and our equations were quite a bit more difficult.
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2004, 02:52:26 pm »
Does Onstand just make this stuff up? Dunk Oil? Man, if he's just making this stuff up, he's awesome at just coining new euphemisms for the best and worst things.
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2004, 04:09:32 pm »
Quote from: "andalucia"
Well, this post was 2 minute earlier, so I'll go with it.  Very very enjoyable strip except for the phrase "dunk oil" which I could for sure have done without.


Christ even I looked at that twice, and then groaned in disgust.
It's usually Ray I expect to offend me most.
Good stuff.
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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2004, 08:06:21 pm »
The Ultimate Penetrating Creame!

Slam Dunk jar 160 gr.

The perfect lube for heavy assplay and fisting. Slam Dunk contains the finest quality ingredients, such as Hydrogenated Oils, Polyethylene Polymer Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oils, Clove Oil, and Distilled Water. The Clove Oil makes your ass tingle and slightly numb. Slam Dunk is non-toxic. While Slam Dunk is perfect for all or your ass play toys, it is oil based and NOT condom compatible.



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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2004, 08:11:24 pm »
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A WHOLE LOT OF MESSED UP STUFF MAN.


Wow. Just....just WOW.
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« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2004, 08:31:29 pm »
Oh... uh... wow.  Who knew?
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2004, 08:31:29 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2004, 08:33:52 pm »
It's Onstad carrying out a particular lengthy, sneaky and cunning marketing ploy, by signing up as someone, appearing to be a real person, then spamming when he's released a comic about something that he's been paid to advertise.
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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2004, 08:39:07 pm »
Slam Dunk is also available in a 640 gr bucket!!!

I'm also impressed that they list Crisco (in two sizes) on that page, although am disappointed that Vaseline, the fag mainstay, is not listed.
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2004, 08:48:50 pm »
I was under the impression that Vaseline was the mainstay of anyone too clueless, broke, or underage to use anything even vaguely respectable.

Crisco, as I understand these things, is for fetishists* but has cleanup issues.

* No, I don't want to talk about where I learned this. It would involve an unfortunate rant, if nothing else.
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