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« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2004, 08:50:31 pm »
and i thought hydrogenated oils were bad for you.
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2004, 09:15:24 pm »
Vaseline destroys latex. It's a bad idea for condom users.

640g of fisting lube is a harsh concept.
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« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2004, 09:18:07 pm »
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640g of fisting lube is a harsh concept.


Dude. Harsh concepts all round, there!
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« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2004, 09:19:10 pm »
I'm sad that this board now contains the phrase, "Heavy assplay."
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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2004, 09:24:36 pm »
It's also ambiguous. Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?

Gah!
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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2004, 09:37:30 pm »
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Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?


You just caused me to think about that for far longer than I'd have liked*.


*Which turned out to be the amount of time it took to read it!
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« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2004, 09:49:22 pm »
I rarely laugh out loud at achewood, but the last two days have slayed me.
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« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2004, 10:57:12 pm »
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It's also ambiguous. Am I to envision heavy play with someone's ass or playing with a heavy ass?

Gah!


If it's playing with a heavy ass, that explains the 640g tub.

i actually emailed Onstad the link.



Slam Dunk...official lube of Homosexuals the monkey
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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2004, 11:43:26 pm »
God dammit why does the board have to be inaccessible on the afternoon when all the good conversations are going on?
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« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2004, 12:13:31 am »
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i actually emailed Onstad the link.

Slam Dunk...official lube of Homosexuals the monkey


Like he doesn't get the annual reports right before the stockholder meetings...
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« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2004, 02:12:39 am »
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The Ultimate Penetrating Creame!

Slam Dunk jar 160 gr.

The perfect lube for heavy assplay and fisting. Slam Dunk contains the finest quality ingredients, such as Hydrogenated Oils, Polyethylene Polymer Dispersing Agent, Mineral Oils, Clove Oil, and Distilled Water. The Clove Oil makes your ass tingle and slightly numb. Slam Dunk is non-toxic. While Slam Dunk is perfect for all or your ass play toys, it is oil based and NOT condom compatible.



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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2004, 02:25:13 am »
I don't want to live in a world where having a tingly and slightly numb ass is wrong.
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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2004, 05:07:49 am »
when will they concoct an elixir that will make me only slightly a dumbass?
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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2004, 01:02:08 pm »
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I don't want to live in a world where having a tingly and slightly numb ass is wrong.

It's like giving yourself a stranger but in reverse.
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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2004, 10:38:53 pm »
I thought the reverse of a stranger was called "a Roommate".

Although I think I see your point...
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