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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2004, 05:55:36 am »
Strangers, roommates...again, my horizons have been broadened.  

Do people really do this?  (No show of hands, please!)  Because that seems exceedingly desperate to me.  Then again, I suppose women get vibrators and dildos, but men have to either suffer the humiliation of purchasing a fleshlight or else get pretty creative in order to have the same amount of masturbatory detatchment...

...and that's officially gone too far.  Sorry, kids.  It's 2 AM and I'm tired as hell.
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« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2004, 03:36:47 pm »
I'm also really not seeing the appeal of a roommate, but hey, to each their own.
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« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2004, 06:11:13 pm »
If it's numb how does it get, um, prepared for the activity? I mean, they make sprays for that but laying on it sounds pretty unlikely.
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« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2004, 02:02:28 am »
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If it's numb how does it get, um, prepared for the activity? I mean, they make sprays for that but laying on it sounds pretty unlikely.

I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.
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« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2004, 02:22:07 am »
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I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.


Haha, yes. Purely....for...joke value. No-one ever gives dirty sanchezes!
No...one....
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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2004, 04:05:59 am »
Aaaoohh, hell.
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2004, 07:36:55 pm »
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I'm pretty sure this is the same territory as donkey punches and dirty sanchezes in that they're a purely for joke value. They don't even do this stuff in porn.


They don't do this in mainstream pRon, maybe. I bet there are some special people on special projects out there, though. I mean, there are plenty of scat fetishists, so SOMEONE omust have taken a pictorial or shot some video by now, right? Probably in Germany where they call it  Zee "Schmutziges Sanchez" and where Cartman's mom did some Scheissen Videos...

But we all know that since it is on the internet, is it not only TRUE but MUST BE ATTEMPTED so let's say a prayer for the young man with the fragile, pimply psyche trying hard to numb up his sceptyre so as to experience that elusive Stranger.

This completely destroys the song 'Strangers in the Night' for me now.
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« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2004, 02:55:43 am »
But the show "Perfect Strangers" now has much vaster appeal for me.
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