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Happy Birthday, Jough!
« on: April 26, 2004, 10:50:14 pm »
<Marilyn>

Happy birth-day to you
Happy birth-day to you
Happy birth-day, Mr. El Guapo,
Happy birth-day

to

you

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Happy Birthday, Jough!
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2004, 11:05:59 pm »
Joyous birthday to the most benevolent of dictators.
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2004, 12:01:46 am »
Happy birthday to you
You belong in the zoo
In a nice cozy steam tunnel
With some unemployed mammal keeper who shall remain nameless... next to you.

Aw dang people we needed way more time to prepare if we were going to do this occasion justice.
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2004, 12:25:46 am »
Thank you all.  The birthday so far has been quiet and wet, which is better than most birthdays in the past have been.

All in all, I try to celebrate the day and do something special.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm awaiting a fine girl who's going to be arriving soon for Chinese take-away and a bj.

It's all I ever really want from a birthday.
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2004, 12:32:36 am »
I for one welcome our older benevolant dictator.

I shall just proffer fine whiskies from this side of the room. And look away apparently.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2004, 12:33:45 am »
And I will do ceremonial body shots off of any our fine ladies here.

And maybe one or two of the gentlemen.
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2004, 12:40:07 am »
Quote from: "Asherdan"
Fill glass
Raise to orofice
Empty contents
Repeat
Enjoy

Congratulations on flippin' the odometer over.

Man I should've have read this after letting eMule spend a whole day downloading porn.
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2004, 01:01:13 am »
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Man I should've have read this after letting eMule spend a whole day downloading porn.


Yes, you should've have.

Happy birthday, Jough.  How many are you?
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2004, 01:13:34 am »
This many:

:fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou: :fuckyou:
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2004, 01:20:04 am »
Heh heh!  The big 3 - 0 is breathing down your neck, bro!
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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2004, 02:26:57 am »
Shhhh... I'm hiding so it won't find me.
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2004, 03:08:24 am »
Happy happy, Fearless Leader! May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2004, 03:34:30 am »
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm awaiting a fine girl who's going to be arriving soon for Chinese take-away and a bj.


Damn, I'm gonna start ordering there.

Happy BJ, I mean BD, Jough.

~Paul
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2004, 03:50:39 am »
Hey! I almost missed it! Well, I did post your new theme song the other day, so....




FUCK YOU! SCREW YOU IN THE EYE!



And cheers. Best of luck wrt:bj.  I just got about four six times that (once), twice that (twice) and three times that (once) that better than a bj, but I don't want to embarrass anyone OTHER than jough, especially on your birthday. Shit, I'm starting to talk like JL.

-Kisses!-
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2004, 05:33:33 am »
Happy birthday, man. Good times, good times. Even though I think you've been a bit rash involving my proposed **** ********, you still my boo.
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