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Happy Birthday, Jough!
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2004, 10:29:39 am »
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I think people are more likely to be online on Christmas Day than my birthday, Christmas Eve.


You need more Jewish acquaintances. (Or Moslem, or Wiccan, or First Church of Steve-O, or whatever.)
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2004, 04:58:11 pm »
Rule 1: You do not talk abou the First Church of Steve-O.

Rule 2: You do not talk abou the First Church of Steve-O.

Rule 3: If it's your first night, you have to get firebranded.
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2004, 05:03:50 pm »
Alternate Rule 3:  If it's your first night, you must walk through the alligator tank while wearing the chicken underwear.
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Happy Birthday, Jough!
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2004, 07:21:47 pm »
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I propose that we should all celebrate AlohaDawg's half-birthday. But someone with a better remembery than me needs to be in charge.


An excellent idea!  I hereby declare June 24th AlohaDawg's Half-Birthday to be celebrated by all!

I also declare the following day to be No ##### Day to be celebrated by all people with reasonably attractive lower halves.

Edit: As per Jstr's suggestion, I'm evading word filters faster than that little triangle evades Asteroids.
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2004, 08:01:20 pm »
June 25th should see some interesting avatars...actually, a gallery of lower half pictures (preferably clad) would be pretty funny. Match them to the screen name! Win a big prize! I'll kick in on that.
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2004, 08:55:47 pm »
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June 25th should see some interesting avatars...actually, a gallery of lower half pictures (preferably clad) would be pretty funny. Match them to the screen name! Win a big prize! I'll kick in on that.

No tighty-whities.

And dangit people, learn how to spell #####.
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2004, 11:56:05 pm »
So I just realized that, to the casual observer, I wish to celebrate my half-birthday by seeing pictures of the lower halves of lots of people I have never met.

Sounds better the more I think about it.
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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2004, 01:19:10 am »
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I wish to celebrate my half-birthday by seeing pictures of the lower halves of lots of people I have never met.


This is pretty much the sole purpose of Usenet these days.
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« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2004, 01:28:04 am »
Ha, I WOULD post a pic, but Jough threatened to ban me.
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Happy Birthday, Jough!
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2004, 03:55:48 am »
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Ha, I WOULD post a pic, but Jough threatened to ban me.


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June 25th should see some interesting avatars...actually, a gallery of lower half pictures (preferably clad) would be pretty funny. Match them to the screen name! Win a big prize! I'll kick in on that.


Therein, I believe, lies the key.
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« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2004, 04:00:28 am »
Man, if I have to be CLAD, I'm going to be basically indistinguishable. Other than "I'm the guy wearing the, uh....#####."
Maybe if I could get my kilt by then....
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