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[Pedro Picasso]

how are we to know if we are ugly?  do i need to sign up for hotornot.com with my avatar or something?

Find a not-so-pretty girl.
Propose out of the blue.
If she turns you down you'll know,
She's not as ugly as you.

[sailor]

Ugly people are no longer allowed to use photos of themselves as avatars.[/size]

how are we to know if we are ugly?  do i need to sign up for hotornot.com with my avatar or something?

dood, it ain't like you so ugly or whatever, put that pic makes you look like a total fukin' doosh. it's all like "check my ray-bans".

you look like you really want to ride a skateboard, but you can't, cuz mom said no.

everybody agrees with me, too

[Doctor Vendetta]

THIS JUST IN: Ugly people are no longer allowed to use photos of themselves as avatars.

++++++NEWS FLASH+++++

<---I don't look like this.

[andalucia]

Well can you at least pretend?  Everyone's having ever so much fun...

[AlohaDawg]

Does that mean that Pedro neither wears a helmet nor cocks his head at an odd angle and stares off into space?

Shit. Next you'll tell me JLD is not some sexy-ass secretary strumpet type like her avatar is.

I really am a bulldog wearing a lei, though, so's you know.

[andalucia]

I.AM.SOY.

[AlohaDawg]

In Spanish, you would only have to say "Soy Soy".

My favorite: "How do you eat?" "I eat like I eat!"

Como Comes? Como como como!

[andalucia]

That makes me really, really glad I happened to make that comment.  God bless you sir.

[V-Adore]

I am, in fact, a giant tentacled googly-eye.

And I know where you live.

[Pedro Picasso]

Does that mean that Pedro neither wears a helmet nor cocks his head at an odd angle and stares off into space?

I do both.  The head-cockin' usually occurs when my picture is being taken.  I'm pretty sure it's a genetic disease.

Shit. Next you'll tell me JLD is not some sexy-ass secretary strumpet type like her avatar is.

I think her avatar accurately captures her "sexy-ass secretary strumpet" essence in cartoon form.

As a fun side note, my avatar is actually me as a professional hockey player.  I have a copy of NHL 2001 for the PC.  I took one of my photos and wrapped it around a player's head.  This was a screenshot after I totally iced some Canuck.

Freakin' Canucks.

[CortJstr]

I am, in fact, a giant tentacled googly-eye.

And I know where you live.

Do you do birthday parties and/or weddings?

[AugustWest]

Je suis un oeuf sur le plat.

[Ben-San]

I am not actually an @, but I might as well be.

[andalucia]

Ben-San, I might be losing some sort of insane geek cred for not knowing this, but what is your avatar about?  It makes me really really happy is all.

[Ben-San]

It's about the game Angband, which can be found at http://thangorodrim.angband.org/ if you're interested. Angband is a dungeon-crawl game in which the player (represented by an @) delves deep into a dungeon with walls made of #s and fights many alphanumeric enemies while collecting treasure made of punctuation, all with the aim of eventually becoming powerful enough to kill Morgoth. Angband characters tend to die a lot; "It breathes. You die." is the old method of representing sudden death due to an offscreen dragon.
There are also numerous variants, replacing the kind-of-Tolkeinian setting with a kind-of-Moorcockian setting or a kind-of-Zelaznyan setting or other such, introducing new features, and so on. It's all pretty addictive once you get into it.