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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2004, 08:38:02 pm »
I thought WD-40 worked for everything.
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2004, 08:54:32 pm »
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So what is the best lube for anal, anyway?*

*I only made this comment to make jl vaguely uncomfortable.


Well, I wouldn't know from *personal* experience, but the girls at Babeland recommend Slippery Stuff or Maximus -- both of which are water-based.  Basically, you want something water-based (and thus condom-safe) and thick.  

No discomfort here, Cort ;)

I was going for the "mental picture of somebody you know" shuddering-vibe
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2004, 09:54:00 pm »
*shudder*

Okay, you got me there.  

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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2004, 10:09:58 pm »
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I thought WD-40 worked for everything.


I'm pretty sure it's good stuff for loosening up a rusty trombone.
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2004, 10:31:35 pm »
If you are the one 'playing' the rusty trombone, you may already have ruined your spit valve. Depending on how many tunes, how many trombones, etc.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2004, 11:05:12 pm »
There's some worrying around the homestead about having a ruined spit valve. I think it's getting used too much.
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2004, 11:28:56 pm »
Maybe your slide is the wrong size.

She could use her fingers more if you got a valve trombone for her to use when the slide trombone isn't available, too.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2004, 02:53:55 am »
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Maybe your slide is the wrong size.

You flatter me. Also, the trombone in question is sort of a player trombone, in a manner of speaking.
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2004, 06:07:10 am »
The Rusty Trombone has now reached into entire OTHER SECTIONS OF THE MESSAGEBOARD. I thought it was just going to be a one-note joke, but apparently everyone on this messageboard LOVES rusty trombones!
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2004, 07:45:41 am »
Dude, before you go thinking you started this....we've been down this, the Sanchez, Steamer, Blumpie and a lot of other dark, dank alleys before you got here.

We've been the dirtiest dudes in town for some time now. Welcome to our Fetid Mental Swamp.
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2004, 04:31:35 pm »
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Dude, before you go thinking you started this....we've been down this, the Sanchez, Steamer, Blumpie and a lot of other dark, dank alleys before you got here.

We've been the dirtiest dudes in town for some time now. Welcome to our Fetid Mental Swamp.

If we're so dirty then why haven't any of our posts been blacked with with thick bars?
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2004, 05:06:05 pm »
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Dude, before you go thinking you started this....we've been down this, the Sanchez, Steamer, Blumpie and a lot of other dark, dank alleys before you got here.

We've been the dirtiest dudes in town for some time now. Welcome to our Fetid Mental Swamp.

If we're so dirty then why haven't any of our posts been blacked with with thick bars?

Well, I think the message board equivalent is this.
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