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This Chair...

Too hideous.
- 5 (35.7%)
It a Chair, it's cheap, it's comfortable, who cares what it looks like.
- 9 (64.3%)

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Voting closed: May 15, 2004, 04:23:54 pm


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« on: May 15, 2004, 04:23:54 pm »
I need a chair.  I saw this one parked outside a used furniture store.  It's hella cheap AND it's damn comfortable, but it's also pretty hideous.  What do you think, does comfort and price outweigh looks?  Or not?

~Paul



Bear in mind that this chair could serve as a metaphor for a greater issue
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2004, 05:07:36 pm »
Ugly chairs need the most love.
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2004, 05:09:11 pm »
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Ugly chairs need the most love.


That's all I needed to hear.

~Paul
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2004, 06:30:01 pm »
It is indeed a chair whose very ugliness justifies it's existence. Whether I could live with it for long before hacking it into pieces in my living room, with a chainsaw, I do not know! But for now, and for $20, YO' GOTTA GO GET THAT CHAIR BROTHER!
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2004, 06:33:09 pm »
Paul, this one smells of a project to me. Just go ahead and recover it, unless it already fits with your decor - hell, it might be worth doing it anyway.
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2004, 06:34:08 pm »
I would fear that this chair is full of vermin. The price of the exterminator will make it no longer seem like a bargain.

And I reject the suggested metaphor.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2004, 11:34:16 pm »
Which Metaphor?

Also, this looks like a damn fine piece of Porch furniture, but I would be afraid of bringing it inside.

I had some great porch furniture not unlike this chair.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2004, 01:06:40 am »
Man, that chair is Fred G. Sanford ugly.  And the "G" stands for "Grotesque".

But if it sits good....
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2004, 01:56:02 am »
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Which Metaphor?



The one in the small print which, if I got the point, might have led to my post being misinterpreted as suggesting that Paul himself was full of vermin.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2004, 02:43:17 am »
Yup. At the end of the day, the taste/comfort line is in a different place for everyone. So it's your judgement at the end of the day.

Hell, otherwise you'll end up with that in your living room hating us for it!
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2004, 04:28:28 am »
If it's comfy and vermin-free, buy it and get it reupholstered.
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2004, 06:15:36 am »
It's done.



I was prepared to pay the full 20, but the guy marked it down to 15 without me even asking.



~Paul
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2004, 08:09:52 am »
I <KNEW> it wasn't vermin free!

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congrats on a fine purchase.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2004, 04:55:37 pm »
Meanwhile, Chris Isaak called.

He wants his shirt back.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2004, 05:23:02 pm »
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He wants his shirt back.


I'd berate you for even being here, but that comment was worth it. Now, go be a luddite!
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