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that tri-nozzle machine that fills up Twinkies (5.18.04)
« on: May 18, 2004, 02:02:52 pm »

Short but sweet.  He's right, the Internet was not supposed to be this way.
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that tri-nozzle machine that fills up Twinkies (5.18.04)
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 02:51:04 pm »

Kid Kid Yellin' ROCKS!  Made me laugh out loud in my office.  I bet that station plays my favorite band, the Angry White Guys with Guitars and Goatees (featuring Shouty Guy Who Can't Rap and Really Shouldn't Try to Rap).

All goin' off on Tom.  Priceless.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 04:38:08 pm »

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And to add to that, starting off calling them 'a bunch of haircuts' was excellent.

Also: 'Algorythms of your ass curves'.  I get a hoot when Ray tries to sound like he's layin' down the science.

The sad part is come censorware companies have actually tried this tactic to filter nekkid images.

Ray's lucky, my local Clear Channel and Viacom montrosities only play Kid Kid Yellin'
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that tri-nozzle machine that fills up Twinkies (5.18.04)
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 04:39:50 pm »

Jesus, the internet was not meant to be this way.
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that tri-nozzle machine that fills up Twinkies (5.18.04)
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 05:51:46 pm »

I have a feeling Little Nephew is really into Kid Kid Yellin' this week and Ray is just lashing out.
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 11:05:26 pm »

But how was the Internet supposed to be? I can't even remember anymore.
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 11:37:43 pm »

Mostly like that 1995 computer sales page, as I recall.  Not really something to be nostalgic for.
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2004, 12:10:24 am »

It was lists and lists of posts and files. There was this thing that made all manner of squealing and popping noises before connecting you at 1200 baud. Nothing happened quite in real time.

Then there was this thing called CompuServe. It went both uphill and downhill at the same time when Jesus and Al Gore invented the 'internet' as we know it today. Not to mention colors and graphics that weren't created using 1.3 million ASCII characters.

It basically sucked but it seemed really cool at the time.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2004, 12:12:36 am »

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There was this thing that made all manner of squealing and popping noises before connecting you at 1200 baud.


Oh oh yeah I remember that!

We had nothing like Achewood then.  They were dark days.
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2004, 12:46:25 am »

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But how was the Internet supposed to be? I can't even remember anymore.

It was all about the gopher, baby!
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2004, 01:31:01 am »

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C:\Uploads\Unsorted\> get RaDiOsH~1.txt

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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2004, 02:10:09 am »

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w00t.

does anyone remember what Apple's "aol" was called?  i forget.

it sucked at 2400baud.   not that it was that old, just my modem was.
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2004, 02:17:43 am »

History of the Internet

Weird, wonderful stuff.

"In 10,000 years, our offspring will exist as pure thoughts. They will have achieved immortality."
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that tri-nozzle machine that fills up Twinkies (5.18.04)
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2004, 02:49:10 am »

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"In 10,000 years, our offspring will exist as pure thoughts. They will have achieved immortality."


Well, hell yea!

This is like you say a, fascinating read. I keep thinking Akira. Only, like, we're Tetsuo, or something.

"With the grid, we can imagine Femi Kuti, in Lagos, and Janet Jackson, in Los Angeles, both singing a live duet on a digital stage. The world will become their virtual digital stage."

But oh dear God do we have to encourage them? They're going to think it's The Diamond Age.

Oh, and:
"That is, we will succeed in imbedding inanimate intelligence into animate intelligence and living beings. Frankly, the question is no longer "can we?" It is: "should we?""

Or possibly 'can we avoid it'?
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2004, 03:22:54 am »

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"With the grid, we can imagine Femi Kuti, in Lagos..."


Because nothing screams "the future is now" like modern technology in the hands of Nigerians.
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