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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Undertoad on January 12, 2006, 05:21:28 am
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Go ahead, try. (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122006)
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The alt text is both funny and a good slogan for the phone nuts.
iPod nuts would also be a big seller. The iNutz could plug into the port on the bottom. So many consumer items, so many things to put nuts on. 2006 is the Year of the Sack, my friends.
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Okay, this is funny. This storyline isn't gonna be funny in about two strips, but this is good!
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Hey, dickhead, way to ruin the punchline in the subject!
And what's with the n00bs rushing to make first post and then not commenting? Maybe I should change the permissions so that you need 100 posts before you can start a new thread...
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I have my doubts that there's not already a phone nut supplier somewhere on the internet. It just doesn't seem possible after all the other things I've seen.
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it is funny, the value you all in high places attach to starting threads, post count, etc.
we are not so desperate
we are not so different, you and us :-*
btw these comics about turning objects into cocks are making me laugh a lot
first post!
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This strip and the responses just makes me wish I was dead.
Either that, or live on as Pat.
Which is like, "Would you like to be burned by acid, or be burned by worse acid?"
Cell phones are pretty much evil incarnate anyway.
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Also, Ray is selling just balls and not cocks because most cell phones already have dicks attached to them.
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*zing*
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Amusement, that has to be the funniest picture of tiny testes I've seen since.. I dunno fuck*ng grade school. Also Ray's "not any more" is hanging in ominous italics without a directional pointer; magnanimous!
Also I back Jough up on these retarded "OMG A COMIC HERE MUST LINK" thread starts, but maybe it's just my pet peeve.
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Also, Ray is selling just balls and not cocks because most cell phones already have dicks attached to them.
You, sir, got a can of doctor pepper for that.
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Wouldn't that put the balls right where you talk? I'd think that would make people uncomfortable, all having dangly parts right by their mouths in public. Isn't this why phones have a little loop in which to insert charms?
HA HA! Dangly parts.
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No, the correct thread title is "Can you hear these nuts now?"
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Watching Todd shake with frustration as he tries so hard to buy nuts for his phone made this one for me.
At least I assume his shaking is due to frustration, and not, you know, the smack.
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Listening to nuts. For me this is the new unofficial name of TOUAMB.
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Hey, dickhead, way to ruin the punchline in the subject!
Eat my ass. This line is mostly revealed by the second panel. Yesterday's line was revealed in the final panel, as are most of the subject lines here. You just want to poke apparent newbs.
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The whole nutsack imagery that's pervading this board since yesterday is making people be cocks to strangers around here, apparently.
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I don't think anyone needs more ball-sacks; not online, not in real-life, not attached to a phone. We already have 3 billion, people.
I will not put balls on a truck
I will not put balls on a duck!
I will not put balls on a phone,
I will not give balls to a gnome!
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You know what's ironic is, I posted a picture of the little nutsack you can actually buy for your truck/car/motorcycle and people around here got downright PRUDISH about it. People you would NEVER expect.
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If there aren't nutsack-shaped lollipops on the market I will be very cross with humanity. But on the plus side Todd would have another thing to sell.
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If there aren't nutsack-shaped lollipops on the market I will be very cross with humanity.
I haven't seen any of those. But can I interest you in butt-shaped chocolate candies?
(http://www.kobashi.com.br/blog/media/4/20040119-bumbum_carvalho.jpg)
(http://www.kobashi.com.br/blog/media/4/20040119-bumbum_melo.jpg)
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Sweet mercy Jesus WHERE CAN I BUY THE BUTT CANDY?
I also found great enjoyment from Todd getting the shakes in frustration over how to buy nuts for his cell phone. It reminds me of a story with a guy that worked at the airline before I started... a plane had arrived without a passenger's luggage, and he was trying to get an address to deliver it to once it arrived, and the guy was just being a total dickhead and refusing to give an address because "you're going to give me my bag RIGHT NOW." Like we were hiding it from him or something.
So the employee says, "Okay, one minute," puts his hands on the counter like he's bracing for something, and makes a grimacing face like he's really struggling hard with something. He then turns and looks at the floor behind him. Then he assumes the position, grimaces again, and looks behind him. He then looks at the passenger and says, "Sorry, sir. I tried." Everyone around the guy started laughing, and he was suitably embarrassed about his inability to inspire fear in the person behind the counter.
I'm not real sure why the strip reminded me of that. It just did.
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Because I know some people wish they could solve their portable storage issues with something more macho than a "thumb drive," I'm totally inventing a USB flash drive shaped like a nutsack. Plug it in and you will leave NO DOUBT that your Alienware A-51 with the custom neon case is TEH ULTAMIT MACHINE and that you are not a person to mess with.
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Take THAT Swiss Army USB Drive (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/6b3b/)!
Personally, I'm waiting for a USB drive that's shaped like the silhouette woman on trucker mud flaps and/or a woman whose clothes come of while connected to the computer. Needless to say the nipples would be the activity lights. I should e-mail the people who make those penis pads with the breast-shaped wrist pad on them.
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I should e-mail the people who make those penis pads with the breast-shaped wrist pad on them.
I believe, sir, that those are called Tittypads!
Or Juggstraps?
Carpal tunnel INDUCERS?
Oh, I do go on!
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Because I know some people wish they could solve their portable storage issues with something more macho than a "thumb drive," I'm totally inventing a USB flash drive shaped like a nutsack. Plug it in and you will leave NO DOUBT that your Alienware A-51 with the custom neon case is TEH ULTAMIT MACHINE and that you are not a person to mess with.
I have no use for one of those, but damnit, I WANT ONE ANYWAY.
As to the nutsack phone accoutrement, I am unsure whether Todd is shaking from constipation or the extreme need to attain one of the aforementioned hard-to-find dangly bits.
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I have no use for one of those, but damnit, I WANT ONE ANYWAY.
You can get the older larger ones* for like $11 or a Staples brand one for about $25. You aren't exactly breaking the bank
*to clarify, physically larger but they hold less data
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All this nutsack talk reminded me of this kid in junior high who had a pouch that he kept stuff in. That's not the point though. The pouch was made out of a kangaroo scrotum. He used to put it in his mouth to gross us out.
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I believe, sir, that those are called Tittypads!
Or Juggstraps?
Carpal tunnel INDUCERS?
Oh, I do go on!
Needless to say I couldn't Google this at work but I found it.
http://www.chestrest.com/azumi-penis-p-10.html
http://www.chestrest.com/popup_image.php?pID=10&image=1
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/1819.html
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Needless to say I couldn't Google this at work but I found it.
http://www.chestrest.com/azumi-penis-p-10.html
http://www.chestrest.com/popup_image.php?pID=10&image=1
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/1819.html
No offense to anyone who has one of these, but if you don't have it for ironic purposes you are probably not now, or ever, getting any. They are as classy as "Bikini Inspector" t-shirts and as attracting of quality ladies as um.. pressing your cock against a bus window.
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Hey, dickhead, way to ruin the punchline in the subject!
And what's with the n00bs rushing to make first post and then not commenting? Maybe I should change the permissions so that you need 100 posts before you can start a new thread...
That would be awesome because i'm waiting for the day when there is so little interest in the strip we don't bother.
Make it 1000.
~Paul
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I hope that's not personal experience that Miles is speaking from.
And, I'd be more impressed if youall were providing links for buying the pouch made out of the kangaroo scrotum.
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I hope that's not personal experience that Miles is speaking from.
And, I'd be more impressed if youall were providing links for buying the pouch made out of the kangaroo scrotum.
All you had to do is ask (http://www.australiagift.com/scrotum_shop/scrotum.htm).
And by personal experience, do you mean that I'm too embarrassed to admit that I was the kangaroo scrotum sucking kid? Come on, give me more credit than that.
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Um, wow. What will people think of next... Actually I guess those are pretty throughly processed and there'd be no danger to sucking on them.
Looking back over the recent posts again, I note that I hope even more that it's not personal experience that MrQ is speaking from.
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No offense to anyone who has one of these, but if you don't have it for ironic purposes you are probably not now, or ever, getting any. They are as classy as "Bikini Inspector" t-shirts and as attracting of quality ladies as um.. pressing your cock against a bus window.
God bless Japan. (http://www.jlist.com/SEARCH/oppa00/1/)
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Ray and Todd are making me think that Ron Popiel infomercials are real.
~Paul
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Wait - Roy and Todd should note that the kangaroo scrotum shop can personalize theirs with your corporate logo.
(And don't miss the cane toad department under 'unique gifts' there.)
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Man, how I'm gonna fit a corporate logo on a Solo, by ChatShack with Karl Lagerfeld?