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Trivial Pursuits => People & Places => Topic started by: Pimp_skitters on August 31, 2006, 01:23:11 am
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Hello,
Well, most forums require an introduction post, but I'm not sure what to put in mine ( or even if this is the right place to put it ). Feel free to ask questions or delete this if it's in the wrong place...
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A big welcome to you, Pimp Skitters. You did indeed put this thread in the right place, so I'll endow you with your first Tiny Can of Dr Pepper. May it be the first of many.
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I'm not aware that formal introduction posts are required, but hey, nice one!
And a welcome-wagon can for your avatar.
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Thanks both of you. :)
Whence the cans? I'm jogging my Achewood memory for the strip that's in.
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The can distribution system is an invention of our forum host, jough.
Also: welcome!
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I believe the cans are an invention of this board, though I have to admit on my first encounter with said beverages I scoured the archives looking for them. They do seem quite Achewoodian. (Beaten to it by linnea. I shouldn't be so wordy.)
One last thing: you can give/take away cans once you reach 25 posts!
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GODDAMMIT people, It is not a TOUAMB invention. (http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_orezscu_archive.html) Unless you want to argue about the difference between "tiny" and "little".
(Also welcome newbie)
This is the only breaking of the silence post till Sept 15th. Thank you.
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GODDAMMIT people, It is not a TOUAMB invention. (http://orezscu.blogspot.com/2005_10_01_orezscu_archive.html) Unless you want to argue about the difference between "tiny" and "little".
(Also welcome newbie)
This is the only breaking of the silence post till Sept 15th. Thank you.
Dude, Imma start calling you CJJ.
The second "J" is for junior.
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This is the only breaking of the silence post till Sept 15th. Thank you.
Wanna bet?
Welcome aboard there, Skitters.
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Q: At least it was for something important.
Nice name and avatar Pimp Skitters, you gotta know when an old lady means business.
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Q: Our use of the little cans predates that blog post, which means that Onsta...er, Teodor got it from us.
Anyway, welcome, Whoremonger Diarrhea.
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Welcome, Pimp Skitters! Love that signature.
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A hearty "Welcome, &c" to you!
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Thanks for the welcomes, but I've been informed I'm not dignified enough for this forum, so I had probably best leave. If I get a warning on my first non introduction post, I get the message.
How do you delete an account? I can't find that function on here.
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Thanks for the welcomes, but I've been informed I'm not dignified enough for this forum, so I had probably best leave. If I get a warning on my first non introduction post, I get the message.
How do you delete an account? I can't find that function on here.
Don't worry, dude; that was mostly tongue-in-cheek. Trust me, you're dignified enough at this point, unless you made a lot of cavernous-pu$$y jokes and I missed them. Just don't talk about *****s or #####, and you'll be fine.
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unless you made a lot of cavernous-pu$$y jokes and I missed them
He knows Gina?
Edit: Also Pimp, that post from V counted as encouragement, which is rather rare around here, this meanns she thinks your good people take this as a sign.
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Just don't talk about #####s or ******, and you'll be fine.
Oh, fiendish, V.
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Don't worry, dude; that was mostly tongue-in-cheek. Trust me, you're dignified enough at this point, unless you made a lot of cavernous-pu$$y jokes and I missed them. Just don't talk about #####s or ******, and you'll be fine.
Why does everybody always forget about %%%%%?
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In regard to the origin of tiny cans, the first use of the terminology, I believe, came from our dear departed Bozack. Oh Bozack, how I miss you so! *weeps*
If skitters can't handle a tiny bit of ribbing maybe he is right to take to the hills, for ribbing is what we do here. We take pleasure in it. In regard to V, skiiters, you were ribbed for her pleasure. And mine. Don't take it so personal.
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Wait, who warned whom about what now?
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In regard to the origin of tiny cans, the first use of the terminology, I believe, came from our dear departed Bozack. Oh Bozack, how I miss you so! *weeps*
If skitters can't handle a tiny bit of ribbing maybe he is right to take to the hills, for ribbing is what we do here. We take pleasure in it. In regard to V, skiiters, you were ribbed for her pleasure. And mine. Don't take it so personal.
I too recall Bozack starting the whole thing. But the oldest reference I can find it here (http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,2236.msg48333.html#msg48333) which is actually after the blog entry that Q linked above...
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Wait, who warned whom about what now?
I don't know what skitters wrote since he deleted it himself, but here (http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,3090.30.html) is what V wrote. Her response is just good mod'ing as far as I can tell, though I don't know what Dokuro-chan is/are.
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Why does everybody always forget about %%%%%?
Do I have to turn in my modding badge for not knowing what this is? Or is Cort teasing us?
Oh, and don't forget hosss. Drives me crazy.
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Do I have to turn in my modding badge for not knowing what this is? Or is Cort teasing us?
Oh, and don't forget hosss. Drives me crazy.
fuck*ng %%%%% and his ***** hoss that doesn't wear #####!
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If skitters can't handle a tiny bit of ribbing maybe he is right to take to the hills, for ribbing is what we do here. We take pleasure in it. In regard to V, skiiters, you were ribbed for her pleasure. And mine. Don't take it so personal.
It's very hard to tell over the internet how seriously people mean things. I thought it was meant seriously, so I assumed I already angered a mod, which usually means the banning stick is looming in the distance. My thought was "alright, I'll get out while it's my choice".
Wait, who warned whom about what now?
In the sushi thread I wrote a post, then I deleted it after the warning from a mod. The first half of the post was just a recomendation for a local sushi shop, which I'm assuming wasn't the objectionable part. The second half was:
The Japanese can do almost no wrong in my book.
Have you watched a cartoon lately?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/Godzilla_violist/Violence.gif)
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so, I was kind of assuming it must have been some crazy japanese porn or something. I am disappointed.
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Skitters*, you are dang courteous indeed. Rarely have I seen a new person on any forum spend so long wiping their feet on the mat, apologising profusely for bothering us and asking whether "is this not a good time and maybe I should come back next week". So to speak.
I, for one, am glad that we have Pimp Skitters.
*I am sorry for basically referring to you as 'Diarrhoea'. I'm glad no-one could ever misappropriate my name in such a way.
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Seriously, dude. Your response has been hella classy; I applaud you. My reaction to Dokuro-chan was mostly kneejerk, because this particular monstrosity was shown to me recently with no warning at all, in full-size, and I just about threw up. A tiny version, while still enough to get me all about the "GAH NO," is comparatively benign.
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I'm not sure what the fuck is objectionable about that, but I guess V got her knickers in a twist about the Japanese this week or something.
Don't worry, dude. The only mod you have to worry about pissing off is me, and I'm pretty easy-going about anything but spam and abuse of other members.
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See, I think V, like all us ladies of the board, just has memories of a certain Asian poster and his overly friendly private messages involving a certain raging boner,* and so any new poster who refers to anything Asian, is basically suspect.
Does skitters have a furious ding-dong? Hopefully he'll never show us, if he grows up to be like Mr. Q, maybe we will see it... somewhere... on IRC... we all cower in fear at the possibility.
Skitters, you are welcome, as long as you do not bone me. Or wear a tiny crown after boning. Boning. Bone...
* the term "boner" makes me feel so 6th grade.
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See, I think V, like all us ladies of the board, just has memories of a certain Asian poster and his overly friendly private messages involving a certain raging boner,* and so any new poster who refers to anything Asian, is basically suspect.
Does skitters have a furious ding-dong? Hopefully he'll never show us, if he grows up to be like Mr. Q, maybe we will see it... somewhere... on IRC... we all cower in fear at the possibility.
Skitters, you are welcome, as long as you do not bone me. Or wear a tiny crown after boning. Boning. Bone...
* the term "boner" makes me feel so 6th grade.
Six times?
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Oh I don't think it's just the ladies, V. That asian man had evil in his heart.
I don't think there was any manner of gender specific safety to be found.
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Yeah side show, we all got offered that bone.
I don't check my pms (how do you abbreviate 'private messages so it doesn't sound like a female issue?) here at uni any more by the way.
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No, I know the boys got it too, but I just think an image of such a raging boner sort of just sticks in a lady's head more than a gent's. Or maybe it's just me. It was more the expression on the guy's face - like he too was shocked at the size and girth of his member. I need to stop talking about this now!
Welcome Skitters, we are a weird and wonderful bunch!
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Well guys will probably see fewer raging boners in their life than girls (as in less variety since most guys just see the same one over and over again) so you could argue that we would be less used to it.
Plus the whole thing where if you look at even a molecule of another guys dick you catch teh ghey.
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Well, I'm glad everything is alright then.
And to be fair, the Japanese cartoon that gif is from is rather apalling in concept ( though not quite as bad as the little girls being chased by transformers with tongues thing (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2297723.html#cutid1)... ) It makes me think some Japanese cartoonists are either inhumanly pure minded or quite twisted.
See, I think V, like all us ladies of the board, just has memories of a certain Asian poster and his overly friendly private messages involving a certain raging boner,* and so any new poster who refers to anything Asian, is basically suspect.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/Godzilla_violist/Bonersofhistory.jpg)
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Ha! See, Batman is all about studying up with Robin. I hope you're thirsty Skitters, because you're about too do a tiny Dr. Pepper-bong.
Also, Doc, from having once been the counter girl at a porno video rental shop, I know men watch way more porn than women, and have therefor seen way more raging erections. But don't worry, you're not gay if your imagining you're the guy... unless... it's a rusty trombone procedure, and you're the player... but I've said too much.
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Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.
Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.
I do not really think that lesbians are in denial about their sexuality board. Please do not think less of me.
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Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.
Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.
I do not really think that lesbians are in denial about their sexuality board. Please do not think less of me.
Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.
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Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.
Hm. Doc's theory made me want to watch an entirely different kind of movie.
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Dammit, now I want to watch Chasing Amy.
Damn, did I steal that from there without realising it, or is it just the lesbian connection?
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BANKY
(off Holden's look)
You're still dwelling on the dyke,
aren't you?
HOLDEN
Lower your voice.
BANKY
What'd I tell you - she just needs the
right guy. All every woman really
wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
is some serious deep-dicking.
The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
shocked.
BANKY
(off her look)
Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
Curry say worse.
The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
Holden.
BANKY
That's why I can't buy lesbians.
Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy
fags. Bunch of guys that need dick -
just plain need it? That I get.
Dykes? Bullshit posturing. But -
live and let live, I guess.
HOLDEN
I'm sure the gay community appreciates
your support.
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Strap-ons: The lesbian community's concession that they crave the cock.
</Alliteration>
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Strap-ons: The lesbian community's concession that they crave the cock.
</Alliteration>
And then there's pegging! Ha, ha! Betcha didn't think I could work that into the thread, eh? Just call me Arachne.
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Yeah SS, I knew it was a really weak argument, I just wanted to say something I guess.
Some friends and I decided ages ago that human sexuality is encompassed by the phrase 'everyone wants the cock' and the level of desire determined someone's sexuality, i.e. heterosexual males were satisfied with their own cock, heterosexual females had a healthy desire, gay guys were just greedy and lesbians were just in denial. I realise that saying lesbians are in denial is hell of politically incorrect but any other possibility violates the basic premise that everyone wants the cock.
Well, I think that you're only describing half of a dual headed nature of sexuality. What you said seems satisfactory, but I think, simultaneously, sexuality also craves a sea of gooey, lesbian-like, pseudo-sexual hugging, where maleness is an idea not even yet had: a regression concept to accompany the ascension idea that you've detailed.
Perhaps some minds might define these things as a sexuality and an anti-sexuality, but it's my theory that the two are part of a whole.
Also, welcome, Pimp Skitters!
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Yeah, male insecurity has always been obsessed with their wee-wees, so they can't fathom how someone could be happy without one. Hence, the concept of "c*ck envy". Thinking that everyone wants the cock just because YOU do is facile, infantile, and just plain ridiculous. Oh, and Chasing Amy was a retarded film.
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Only a person who totally craves cock would write that.
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Seriously Linnea, as the person who brought pegging to the board I'd say you want the cock more than most.
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That is total bullshit! Straight guys love the cock, I have just brought it to one man in a new and interesting way (I just talk big when it comes to pegging as I have only ever pegged one guy, to whom I was engaged to be married at the time). I'm sure that if I ever break my celibacy vows that I will end it by pegging the hell out of a guy who loves cack.
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Oh no denying, if you recall my theory was that everyone loves the cock, straight guys included. Just most straight guys can make do with the one they already have.
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so, you know how urinals sometimes don't have the little dividers? today a guy standing next to me looked at me, then just flagrantly looked at my Cack. There was no attempt at subtlety. Geez.
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He wanted you. So bad.
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A dude said nice things about my dick at a urinal before. I didn't know what to say other than "Um, thanks."
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The correct response in that situation is 'Amazing what they can do with plastic surgery today isn't it?' followed by a saucy wink.
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"like what you see, sailor?"
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"Pills weren't cheap, I can tell you that!" -hearty man chuckle- "But seriously, I can fix you up with one of these stretcher dealies... used a few times, a bit worn but once you're done you'll be running like a well oiled engine..."
I can imagine dick-compliments are one of those things ultra-macho guys do, similar to those dudes who will go "Ain't my girl a beaut" and then threaten to stab you for making a similarly lecherous comment on his girl. Only this time, it's "Swell pecker, man" followed by a "FUCK OFF FAG" when you offer to show them a little more.
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From shy introductions to cock compliments.
From cute titties to designer eyewear.
Basically, TOUAMB at it's best.
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judy-- also, non-macho guys who are just horny will do the first one. I was informed by a friend that "don't take this the wrong way, but ($techsupport) has a delicous rear."
Or do you mean they say that stuff about their own girl? Maybe.
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Wait, other people are using Wombat's SO term now on this board? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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I'm sorry. I just really love that term. I will pay royalties?
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I'm sorry. I just really love that term. I will pay royalties?
I would think that royalties are probably not called for, just a footnote and credit to the original author.