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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: Fooker on February 15, 2007, 09:23:20 am
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02152007
I like how the Ray's Urine entry on Wikipedia is already protected and redirecting to the Achewood entry.
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pretty good.
I am not sure what the Alt Text means, though. Men know not to do this, but they do it anyway? Why?
also: Audiocast is a bullshit made-up word. I thought Onstad knew better. I guess Ray doesn't, though. Is this a real concept?
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I am not sure what the Alt Text means, though. Men know not to do this, but they do it anyway? Why?
I think it means not every man is willing to do what's necessary to avoid "audiocasting" - i.e. pee sitting on the toilet like a lady would do.
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I'm impressed by how quickly Wikipedia kept the "Ray's Urine" article from actually existing. Well-done, Wikipedia!
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wow. insecurity much? It's just peeing, people.
...although I suppose if you were truly secure, you would be OK with people knowing that you were peeing.
I am secure in one of these things and not in the other.
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If you don't want people to hear you pissing, you just piss onto the inside walls of the bowl rather than directly into the water.
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I used to pre-flush for sound muffling.
Also, watching real cats pee is always amusing to me.
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If you don't want people to hear you pissing, you just piss onto the inside walls of the bowl rather than directly into the water.
This is true and not a secret.
I also try to conceal the sounds of me clipping my nails, but I haven't found a reliable way to cover up the sharp metallic TIK! sound of steel snapping through keratin. I'd rather hear my girlfriend vomit than listen to her trim her toenails. Is SO gross.
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In my apartment the bathroom has no fan and is next to the kitchen. During parties and whatnot people who are getting beverages and extra tortilla roll-ups propably don't want to hear peeing.
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From the subject line, I thought we were heading into a storyline about Ray getting a podcast in the context of the story, like "Tastycakes Cast" or something and I thought to myself... "okay, self, this could be a good storyline."
And then... cat urine.
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, ONSTAD! THIS ROUND!
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This is true and not a secret.
I also try to conceal the sounds of me clipping my nails, but I haven't found a reliable way to cover up the sharp metallic TIK! sound of steel snapping through keratin. I'd rather hear my girlfriend vomit than listen to her trim her toenails. Is SO gross.
I generally respect peoples' right to be grossed out by stuff, but I have never ever understood why this gives people the queasies. Is it anything particular about the sound or is it just a gut reaction?
On the other hand, I can't stand it when people bite their fingernails. That creeps me out.
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Is it anything particular about the sound or is it just a gut reaction?
Gotta be something particular about the sound, but screw if I can put my finger(nail) on it.
I also cannot stand the sweet island sounds of steel drums and the squeak of styrofoam or certain consistencies of snow also make my ears want to beat a hasty retreat into my head.
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Gotta be something particular about the sound, but screw if I can put my finger(nail) on it.
I also cannot stand the sweet island sounds of steel drums and the squeak of styrofoam or certain consistencies of snow also make my ears want to beat a hasty retreat into my head.
In one of the ratings Lore says that styrofoam is chalkboard squeak and piss shiver distilled into physical form. Base on the sound it makes I'm inclined to agree.
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As a reader of Achewood and a Wikipedia administrator, I'd just like to say...
... well. I don't really have anything to say, I guess.
People create the equivalent of Ray's Urine probably 500 times a day, though.
Edit: Just look through the Deletion log (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete):
- 14:49, February 15, 2007 Kukini deleted "Dom Hull" (content was: 'My name is Dom Hull. I iz like 12 yrs old. DAts bout it.' (and the only contributor was 'Dompotatoes'))
- 14:42, February 15, 2007 Friday deleted "Miles boucher" (content was: '{{db-bio}}Miles Boucher is a smexy mankake. He is into exotic cheeses. And erotic cheeses. He is a student at a school which i will not name for secu...')
- 14:36, February 15, 2007 Dante Alighieri deleted "Lily Hutson" (content was: '{{db-attack}}Lily Hutson was born November 3, 1990. She has been activly homosexual since the ftih grade. She has dated over 3 million men and transm...')
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Someone had to do it... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ray%27s_urine (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ray%27s_urine)
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"smexy mankake"
Smexy mankake?
What. The Hell. Man.
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I blame Stephen_Colbert_(character). And Ryan North
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But those deleted entries are not comparable to the Ray's Urine entry at all!
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People create the equivalent of Ray's Urine probably 500 times a day, though.
Edit: Just look through the Deletion log (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete):
- 14:49, February 15, 2007 Kukini deleted "Dom Hull" (content was: 'My name is Dom Hull. I iz like 12 yrs old. DAts bout it.' (and the only contributor was 'Dompotatoes'))
- 14:42, February 15, 2007 Friday deleted "Miles boucher" (content was: '{{db-bio}}Miles Boucher is a smexy mankake. He is into exotic cheeses. And erotic cheeses. He is a student at a school which i will not name for secu...')
- 14:36, February 15, 2007 Dante Alighieri deleted "Lily Hutson" (content was: '{{db-attack}}Lily Hutson was born November 3, 1990. She has been activly homosexual since the ftih grade. She has dated over 3 million men and transm...')
According to this, Ray's victory with computers is equivalent to a 12 year old with too much time on his hands who has mysteriously figured out how to work a computer at all. This explains a lot about Little Nephew.
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Smexy mankake?
What. The Hell. Man.
There's a thing that's been going on since I first saw someone use "dood" on a (dial-up) message board in the mid-80's that seems to be a confusion between illiteracy, idiocy, misplaced irony, and simple haste/laziness while typing. I'm never sure whether someone's trying to get a new slang word going, is generally confused about how to communicate with fellow humans, is trying to show how cool/clever they are, or has fingers the size of bratwursts when they write something like "smexy".
Actually, my stepfather used to work for Southern Pacific railroad and worked with Teletypes a fair bit. They used an early version of l33T-sPe4|< as a way to save costs, and to be clever: msg 2 trnz 4 immed dist: delaz at s8tnz west SLC hvy sno
They actually were looking to use fewer characters though - you'd be considered a moron if you wrote sTa7iUnnZ instead of st8tnz.
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There's nothing I love more than taking a long, loud, hot, moaning urine, and letting everyone within earshot know about it.
I love takin' a urine.
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02152007
I like how the Ray's Urine entry on Wikipedia is already protected and redirecting to the Achewood entry.
Ray's piss is still up for grabs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Ray%27s+piss&go=Go (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Ray%27s+piss&go=Go)
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If he REALLY wanted to score a victory, he would have chosen "Ray's Micturations".
Nothin' says lovin' like some good old-fashioned micturations!
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Wikipedia may not be the place for "Ray's Urine," but Urban Dictionary seems like a good place for "Audiocast." I have a definition pending there. Will advise.
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But those deleted entries are not comparable to the Ray's Urine entry at all!
Agreed. Doesn't the existance of an actual strip about Ray's Urine legitimize it? As far as I'm concerned this should be an entry. An entry about the nature of wikipedia - or is that too complex or something?
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There's nothing I love more than taking a long, loud, hot, moaning urine, and letting everyone within earshot know about it.
I love takin' a urine.
My urinations are heady and frothy, like an ice-cold blast of beer! (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/06/06kurigro.phtml)
(I know links to transcripts are quaint in today's age of YouTube this and Digg that. I'm sure you don't need to actually SEE a guy taking a whiz to know what's going on here.)
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This may be straying into the region of TMI, but one of the things my Dad was looking forward to following prostate surgery (Trans-Urethral Prostate Resection or TURP, as they apparently say) was "being able to bore a hole in the porcelain". At some point following his recovery I asked about how his ability to wash away hillsides had come along; he sadly admitted that reality had not lived up to his expectations.
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This may be straying into the region of TMI, but one of the things my Dad was looking forward to following prostate surgery (Trans-Urethral Prostate Resection or TURP, as they apparently say) was "being able to bore a hole in the porcelain". At some point following his recovery I asked about how his ability to wash away hillsides had come along; he sadly admitted that reality had not lived up to his expectations.
That reminds me of the scene in Zoolander where he's pleading for just one drop for Daddy, and then the grossest-sounding, most ponderous ONE DROP sounds... that really was disgusting. That scene made me throw up a little. I'm hella glad that I ain't got a prostate.
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I just saw an ad for "Flomax."
Good lord, people.
I do not understand the whole concept of what prostate problems do for you, and I am glad for that.