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[Fooker]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02152007

I like how the Ray's Urine entry on Wikipedia is already protected and redirecting to the Achewood entry.

[theinevitable]

pretty good.

I am not sure what the Alt Text means, though. Men know not to do this, but they do it anyway? Why?

also: Audiocast is a bullshit made-up word. I thought Onstad knew better. I guess Ray doesn't, though. Is this a real concept?

[dejavroom]

I am not sure what the Alt Text means, though. Men know not to do this, but they do it anyway? Why?

I think it means not every man is willing to do what's necessary to avoid "audiocasting" - i.e. pee sitting on the toilet  like a lady would do.

[V-Adore]

I'm impressed by how quickly Wikipedia kept the "Ray's Urine" article from actually existing. Well-done, Wikipedia!

[theinevitable]

wow. insecurity much? It's just peeing, people.

...although I suppose if you were truly secure, you would be OK with people knowing that you were peeing.


I am secure in one of these things and not in the other.

[oball]

If you don't want people to hear you pissing, you just piss onto the inside walls of the bowl rather than directly into the water.

[side_show]

I used to pre-flush for sound muffling.

Also, watching real cats pee is always amusing to me.

[Turbo Ninja]

If you don't want people to hear you pissing, you just piss onto the inside walls of the bowl rather than directly into the water.

This is true and not a secret.

I also try to conceal the sounds of me clipping my nails, but I haven't found a reliable way to cover up the sharp metallic TIK! sound of steel snapping through keratin.  I'd rather hear my girlfriend vomit than listen to her trim her toenails.  Is SO gross.

[CortJstr]

In my apartment the bathroom has no fan and is next to the kitchen. During parties and whatnot people who are getting beverages and extra tortilla roll-ups propably don't want to hear peeing.

[littlefallsmets]

From the subject line, I thought we were heading into a storyline about Ray getting a podcast in the context of the story, like "Tastycakes Cast" or something and I thought to myself... "okay, self, this could be a good storyline."

And then... cat urine.

YOU WIN THIS ROUND, ONSTAD! THIS ROUND!

[coldfrog]

This is true and not a secret.

I also try to conceal the sounds of me clipping my nails, but I haven't found a reliable way to cover up the sharp metallic TIK! sound of steel snapping through keratin.  I'd rather hear my girlfriend vomit than listen to her trim her toenails.  Is SO gross.

I generally respect peoples' right to be grossed out by stuff, but I have never ever understood why this gives people the queasies.  Is it anything particular about the sound or is it just a gut reaction?
On the other hand, I can't stand it when people bite their fingernails.  That creeps me out.

[Turbo Ninja]

Is it anything particular about the sound or is it just a gut reaction?

Gotta be something particular about the sound, but screw if I can put my finger(nail) on it. 

I also cannot stand the sweet island sounds of steel drums and the squeak of styrofoam or certain consistencies of snow also make my ears want to beat a hasty retreat into my head.

[CortJstr]

Gotta be something particular about the sound, but screw if I can put my finger(nail) on it. 

I also cannot stand the sweet island sounds of steel drums and the squeak of styrofoam or certain consistencies of snow also make my ears want to beat a hasty retreat into my head.

In one of the ratings Lore says that styrofoam is chalkboard squeak and piss shiver distilled into physical form. Base on the sound it makes I'm inclined to agree.

[Omegatron]

As a reader of Achewood and a Wikipedia administrator, I'd just like to say...

... well.  I don't really have anything to say, I guess.


People create the equivalent of Ray's Urine probably 500 times a day, though.

Edit: Just look through the Deletion log:

• 14:49, February 15, 2007 Kukini deleted "Dom Hull" (content was: 'My name is Dom Hull. I iz like 12 yrs old. DAts bout it.' (and the only contributor was 'Dompotatoes'))
  
• 14:42, February 15, 2007 Friday deleted "Miles boucher" (content was: '{{db-bio}}Miles Boucher is a smexy mankake. He is into exotic cheeses. And erotic cheeses. He is a student at a school which i will not name for secu...')
  
• 14:36, February 15, 2007 Dante Alighieri deleted "Lily Hutson" (content was: '{{db-attack}}Lily Hutson was born November 3, 1990. She has been activly homosexual since the ftih grade. She has dated over 3 million men and transm...')

[Arachno-capitalist]

Someone had to do it... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ray%27s_urine