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Achewood => Achewood => Topic started by: wombat on September 05, 2008, 07:03:27 pm
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HATE the filters. NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
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So many possible thread titles...
You think a diva carries Skoal?
A cardboard ejector chute and Charles Bronson on the package...
Godiva Flavor
That's some industrial strength Achewood funny right there.
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See, I'd have probably gone with "The Original Diva Dam." Problem solved.
The filters, incidentally, are not my fault.
Well, not *that* one, anyway.
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I'll be damned if I'm going to change my idea for a thread title for the sake of the damned filters. Who's in charge around here anyway? I mean, I know, not me... but still.
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I would also nominate "Like all hemoglobins an' shit?" as a winning thread title, but my love of medicine has me a bit biased I guess. Also the last panel pretty much made me laugh hard enough to rupture my Rectus sheath.
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Holy craps was that a goldmine of win. I like how Tina has kept 'ill' in her vocabulary, just like '86.
Ray be illin'.
"I got nothin' BUT lady things in my purse, fool!" has a nice Mr. T vibe. Well, maybe not the lady things part, but I can still hear Mr. T saying that. '86 was a good year.
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If I were a woman, I would buy tampons with a picture of Charles Bronson on the package. "For days with DANGEROUSLY HEAVY FLOW."
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"I got nothin' BUT lady things in my purse, fool!" has a nice Mr. T vibe too. Well, maybe not the lady things part, but I can still hear Mr. T saying that.
That's what MRS T would say, fool!
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So if Ray asks Tina to hold something for him in her purse, does that item immediately become a lady thing? If you put a copy of Men's Health in there would Women's Health come out?
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So if Ray asks Tina to hold something for him in her purse, does that item immediately become a lady thing? If you put a copy of Men's Health in there would Women's Health come out?
I believe one of the original names for a purse was a "Manly to Lady-like Converter," but that name was too long to fit on the tags they had back then.
I must wonder if Beef's MacGyvering skills are limited to lady products or if he plans to branch out.
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I believe one of the original names for a purse was a "Manly to Lady-like Converter," but that name was too long to fit on the tags they had back then.
I must wonder if Beef's MacGyvering skills are limited to lady products or if he plans to branch out.
Beef can create a workable C-4 substitute using only lip gloss, a condom/dental dam, and a single Titty Buxx ticket.
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Good Lord I nearly died laughing.
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The title of this thread makes me think of the short-lived 60's spy series "The Man From V.A.G.I.N.A.", which I just made up. This strip is awesome. What does it mean "to buck nasty"? Is it... good?
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It's nasty.
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The alt text perfectly sums up my opinion of Assy McGee
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Fantastic. After the circle-jerk of that Dark hoss thing, this brings the sack. Beef-Tina is as entertaining as Cornelius-Lyle in the interactions of people who don't like each other much and are content to keep it that way.
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You know, if the creature on the Godiva Dental Dam is a beaver, that's a pretty damn funny gag.
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homeboy will be none happy when he wakes up with a tampon and a thing used for tossing salads stuck to his stomach.
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You know, if the creature on the Godiva Dental Dam is a beaver, that's a pretty damn funny gag.
It is. Beavers build dams. Beaver dams for beavers. Plus points for it also resembling the Thundercats logo.
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I would also nominate "Like all hemoglobins an' shit?" as a winning thread title, ...
Hemogoblins, you mean, like in that one Gumby episode where they go inside a microscope, and the blood cells are building a rocket to shoot into Gumby's eye... or something like that. Art Clokey still managed to use better science than Tina.
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has there ever been someone with the name Art who wasn't cool?
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has there ever been someone with the name Art who wasn't cool?
Does the handyman on Night Court count?
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Hmm....
Art Blakey
Art Farmer
Art Pepper
Artis Gilmore
Art Carney
I'm thinking no...
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Art Garfunkel? Other than the knee-jerk cool from being a musician...
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Garfunkel's more lucky than cool.
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oh, yeah, I forgot that he was the one who didn't write good songs. Hm.
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oh, yeah, I forgot that he was the one who didn't write good songs. Hm.
He didn't write any songs.
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Art Garfunkel? Other than the knee-jerk cool from being a musician...
I got arrested on the same day, for the same thing, so I like the guy. Plus, lucking in to a situation like that makes you cool.
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I got arrested on the same day, for the same thing, so I like the guy. Plus, lucking in to a situation like that makes you cool.
What are you talking about? Did Art Garfunkel get arrested? Others as cool as AG, Andrew Rigley, Darryl Hall.
Also, Art Bell ftw.
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Yes, twice, which I guess would be what I am talking about? Was that not clear?
Also, I have no idea who Andrew Rigley is, Darryl Hall isn't cool because Hall and Oates wasn't cool (though Simon and Garfunkel isn't that cool either), and Bez, a guy with a similar role, is one of the coolest dudes to ever be involved in music.
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"You know you don't drive a woman crazy enough to buck nasty." This sentence confuses me. Is Tina saying that roast beef can't make a woman orgasm via oral sex?
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I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see.
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I think Simon and Garfunkel are pretty cool.
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I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see.
I can't imagine why else it would be in such a girly flavor.
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homeboy will be none happy when he wakes up with a tampon and a thing used for tossing salads stuck to his stomach.
I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see.
This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.
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This is all well and good, but it kind of throws water on the whole beaver/v.a.g.i.n.a. products motif.
To read a sentence which has never before been written in the history of man is one of the reasons I come here.
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Hall and Oates wasn't cool
What say WHAT?! Hold on, nigga! DAAAAAAMN!
That moustache alone is cooler than all of us put together can ever hope to be.
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I think the dental dam is for Tina's protection when performing analingus.
Just thought I'd throw that out there for all the world to see.
Considering that thought, the idea of it being chocolate flavored is a bit... unsettling.
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Hmm....
Art Blakey
Art Farmer
Art Pepper
Artis Gilmore
Art Carney
I'm thinking no...
Art Carney was notorious for narcing on the negro gaffers who would smoke jays behind the Cranston Apartment set.