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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 02:04:48 am »
Fantastic. After the circle-jerk of that Dark hoss thing, this brings the sack. Beef-Tina is as entertaining as Cornelius-Lyle in the interactions of people who don't like each other much and are content to keep it that way.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 02:42:09 am »
You know, if the creature on the Godiva Dental Dam is a beaver, that's a pretty damn funny gag.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 02:53:56 am »
homeboy will be none happy when he wakes up with a tampon and a thing used for tossing salads stuck to his stomach.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 03:05:33 am »
Quote from: jaydub on September 06, 2008, 02:42:09 am
You know, if the creature on the Godiva Dental Dam is a beaver, that's a pretty damn funny gag.

It is. Beavers build dams. Beaver dams for beavers. Plus points for it also resembling the Thundercats logo.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 09:20:56 pm »
Quote from: ananke on September 05, 2008, 07:34:56 pm
I would also nominate "Like all hemoglobins an' shit?" as a winning thread title, ...

Hemogoblins, you mean, like in that one Gumby episode where they go inside a microscope, and the blood cells are building a rocket to shoot into Gumby's eye... or something like that.  Art Clokey still managed to use better science than Tina.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2008, 10:16:05 pm »
has there ever been someone with the name Art who wasn't cool?
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2008, 10:21:53 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 07, 2008, 10:16:05 pm
has there ever been someone with the name Art who wasn't cool?

Does the handyman on Night Court count?
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2008, 12:03:07 am »
Hmm....

Art Blakey
Art Farmer
Art Pepper
Artis Gilmore
Art Carney

I'm thinking no...
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2008, 12:34:48 am »
Art Garfunkel?  Other than the knee-jerk cool from being a musician...
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2008, 01:01:10 am »
Garfunkel's more lucky than cool.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2008, 01:05:17 am »
oh, yeah, I forgot that he was the one who didn't write good songs. Hm.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2008, 01:07:41 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 08, 2008, 01:05:17 am
oh, yeah, I forgot that he was the one who didn't write good songs. Hm.

He didn't write any songs.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2008, 01:22:35 am »
Quote from: jaydub on September 08, 2008, 12:34:48 am
Art Garfunkel?  Other than the knee-jerk cool from being a musician...

I got arrested on the same day, for the same thing, so I like the guy.  Plus, lucking in to a situation like that makes you cool.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2008, 03:27:01 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on September 08, 2008, 01:22:35 am
I got arrested on the same day, for the same thing, so I like the guy.  Plus, lucking in to a situation like that makes you cool.

What are you talking about?  Did Art Garfunkel get arrested?  Others as cool as AG, Andrew Rigley, Darryl Hall.

Also, Art Bell ftw.
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Re: V.a.g.i.n.a Products MacGyver - Sept 5 2008
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2008, 04:03:11 am »
Yes, twice, which I guess would be what I am talking about?  Was that not clear? 

Also, I have no idea who Andrew Rigley is, Darryl Hall isn't cool because Hall and Oates wasn't cool (though Simon and Garfunkel isn't that cool either), and Bez, a guy with a similar role, is one of the coolest dudes to ever be involved in music.
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