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Achewood / Weezer and Onstad are in loooooove.
« on: September 12, 2003, 05:20:07 am »
Quote from: "jough"
Well, no one under 18 gets any of this: :cunnilingus:


And you're the authority figure here?   :loser:

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Achewood / Oh happy day, it's Thursday again!
« on: September 12, 2003, 05:05:49 am »
Quote from: "wombat"
But, I LOVE Drew..

WORD.  His drawings are good in a different way that achewod is good but they are good.  Actually the drawings aren't very good but the captions are so that makes the drawings good, too.  

Playa    h a te a s.  to each their own.

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Achewood / Weezer and Onstad are in loooooove.
« on: September 09, 2003, 03:37:49 am »
Quote from: "jough"
Under 18, 'lucia?


Don't say anything!  He's a NARC!

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Achewood / Weezer and Onstad are in loooooove.
« on: September 08, 2003, 08:53:12 am »
And, ..., isn't there at least an 8 in 12 chance that whatzizname is, in fact, 14?  It's 2003, right?  Or am I high on early 90's heroin?

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Achewood / Weezer and Onstad are in loooooove.
« on: September 08, 2003, 08:32:39 am »
Quote from: "mwn8989"
its sales at least gave weezer some mainstream recognition

Man that Buddy Holly video was packaged with Windows95.  I would say they got their mainstream recognition a long time ago.  I don't really listen to Weezer, but surely I'm not the only one who remembers this.  It was Windows 95, right?  I'm not high on 80's crack or something am I?

PS I hate you Windows 95.  You ruined computers for everyone.

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Achewood / Hmmm
« on: September 03, 2003, 05:28:41 am »
With a balanced and fiber rich diet pooping should be a fairly quick and painless transaction.  I am usually too busy getting the job done to read.  I have trouble eating w/out reading, though.  That's pretty close.

PS the prostate is sooo awesome.  Oh god bless pooping + the prostate, god bless

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Achewood / 02 Sept 2003 - OH MY GOD THE FUNNY
« on: September 03, 2003, 05:06:29 am »
I think webcomics are best enjoyed in that phase where you've just found out about them and are spending the entire day reading through the archives, drinking whiskey, and being surprised and amazed by this wonderful thing you've just discovered.  Then, much like marriage, it becomes routine, tedious, hopeful, disappointing and you can't sleep because the tears are stinging your eyes and you just want to call the whole thing off but then it's usually too late so you just resign yourself to growing old and bitter and yelling at your grandchildren for not liking the same things you do, which is basically anything tedious and irritating like your marriage which you by then have developed a strange masochistic affinity for.

So, nipping that in the ass I find a good thing is to 'put away' a webcomic for a week or two or maybe just read them on weekends.  It's easier on the nerves, and you won't yell at each other as much.

I prefer comics on time but onstad is a fickle mistress

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Achewood / ?
« on: August 31, 2003, 06:39:51 am »
Ce site Internet a été optimisé pour des écrans affichant 800 x 600 pixels au minimum et pour les versions 4 ou plus des fureteurs. Il utilise la technologie fantastique et incroyable.

edit: man, if I'm Onstad I better get busy sniffing glue on the docks or making free comics or something.

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Achewood / hey, where'd all the jerks go?
« on: August 30, 2003, 08:50:41 am »
GOD DAMNIT!  The color strip not been in color for, like, months.  It hasn't even been a goddamned comic.  What the hell?  I am sick of this shit.  Blah blah blah stick up my ass blah blah nate small onstad's writing is ass blah anyways blah fuckity blah ass fanny ass.

Whew!  I feel better.

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