Maybe the dear is a carboard cutout, like one of the kind that would be used in a hunting quick draw contest thing, or like the ones used in police training to get the cop to shoot at baddies and not at goodies. the Kawump was from the mechanism..??  Kawump.. reminds me of a game I used to play on my TI-994a called hunt the wumpus... damn that wumpus and the slime pits!!

Yes, I forgot all about the anniversary on the 1st.

Nearly 3000 posts - which averages out to about 100 posts a day.  Not too much shab there, people.

Are we experiencing a shab deficit? I could loan out some spare shab I've got.

I'm wondering how Mr. Bear started the narration in the style of Twain when it was Phillipe and Ray that went back in time..?

Um, sorry, but not really. I expect humor from Achewood, not girlie drinks and run of the mill barbeque recipes.

Hey, I didn't even think about that.. My last recipe(if you can call throwing a dash/splash of anything sounding good into the marinade) had peanut butter in it.. that's more risky than his..  I've also used Cider Jack beer(a pretty tasty drink on it's own, and good to marinate with)

I'm a big fan of the Neapolitan drink.  Can't wait to get my booze money together and try it.  And the ribs recipe, OK fine.  I don't cook ribs often but I might try it sometime.  

If you ask me, new recipes are hella better than not-funny contributions from Onstad's frat brothers.

Hey wait a minute... the Variety hour from the 7th didn't have any recipes in it, that is the one from 8-14-03!  Sheesh and I get fussed at for posting without a date and you all go on about last weeks variety hour with this weeks content!  ARGH!!  

Even if you miss the "queer eye for the straight guy" crap reference, the comic still shows achewood form! Nice one.

Strip.

If I have a point, does that mean that at the other end I'm what, rounded, or flat? Or maybe I'm like a rock with pointy ends and flat parts and curvy parts and dents and... oh the Variety!!   Interesting how Onstad stated in the note that the Variety Hour is not open for submissions, he must have a plan on this for next week, or at least who will get to post their poetic rendition of their grocery list, or maybe do a modern art piece where someone scribbles random words into a chain to make structural sentences, but not actual complete thoughts.