GUH
ITS FAN FICTION

People I have no problem with ficiton that invites interaction with the user, but Onstad has been pretty clear in delineating that he feeds us pap and we take it quietly.

Was the GOF Wiki created by this community, or another? Me and some folks I know from a Different Place have been writing/editing articles, and I'm not sure if we're stepping on someone else's "turf" or what-have-you, and we'd rather not get into some retarded Revert War.

What makes you think we care how you feel?

A fundamental belief in the altruistic and open-hearted nature of internet forums?

(Purely hypothetical; I've been to (and participated in) far too many forums to harbor such delusions.)

Next to a bottle of Jergens.

Isn't that some kind of occult office-sex proposition? I am thinking of Palahniuk's "Choke" where an unlocked-but-occupied airline bathroom is basically an invitation to free anonymous sex.

Maybe I am imagining work environments to be more exciting than they actually are.