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Arts & Entertainment / V For Vendetta- WTF?
« on: August 09, 2005, 11:31:30 pm »
Hello bitches.

I stopped paying attention when Moore officially disowned the movie. Scroll down a little here.

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Achewood / A Person who had a damaged ear! - 5/13/05
« on: May 13, 2005, 07:06:13 pm »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"
Am I the only retard who read that as a "person with a damaged ear"?

It made sense to me.


That's how I read it too. In fact, why would a person with a damaged car need to stay close to a song announcer? Is it maybe a typo?

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People & Places / HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
« on: May 10, 2005, 08:46:32 pm »
Quote from: "jldunston"




"My baby knows all of your secrets BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!"


Paul is right about the superpower, but you can also pull off cute and vaguely sinister at the same time, which is extra rad.

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People & Places / Photos
« on: May 10, 2005, 07:39:50 pm »
Quote from: "linnea"


PST, where did you get your avatar? The picture of the guy makes me laugh maniacally. He looks a lot like an old professor of mine from college.


It's a picture of Barry Humphries in his Sir Les Patterson persona. Humphries is best known for appearing as Dame Edna, but he's created a number of characters over the years.



This is not a picture of Barry Humphries as Sir Les. It is a picture of former Cardinal Ratzinger looking remarkably like Barry Humphries as Sir Les. It makes me giggle.

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Science & Nature / That slut Julie
« on: May 06, 2005, 01:13:49 pm »
Julie is a fairly common name (in the US anyway) with one agreed upon spelling. Maybe they're playing the odds that most people know someone named Julie?

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Achewood / 5/5/05 The universal signifier of insincere cunnilingus
« on: May 05, 2005, 09:09:55 pm »
Quote from: "Mattgiraffe"
The question this raises for me is what is the universal signifier of sincere cunnilingus?


You hold your hand in such a way that it looks like a smiling lady and a man with a sore fraenum.

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Sports & Leisure / Snacking.
« on: May 05, 2005, 08:50:57 pm »
Quote from: "AlohaDawg"

This is a standard dish here. I've tried it many times but after gaining 30 pounds in six months I've sworn off it forever. My favorite variation is fried rice (with spam, sausage, etc.) Meatloaf, grilled onions, gravy, and two eggs.


You know, I didn't think it was possible that something could exist that would make me want to visit Hawaii even more.

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Sports & Leisure / Snacking.
« on: May 05, 2005, 07:54:56 pm »
-Krunchers brand jalapeno potato chips
-bareass pretzels: no chocolate, no yogurt, no mustard, no cheese, Snyders for preference
-Combos, but only the pretzel and cheese kinds. Those cracker ones are dog shit.
-Fritos and that horrilicious Frito-Lay jalapeno cheese dip that comes in the little cans
-Morningstar farms Buffalo "chick'n" wings
-Th' wife and I ran up to Canada recently and one of the things we came back with was a couple of packages of Coffee Crisp candy bars. Those things are basically like treasure and really need to be easily available in the States.

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People & Places / Photos
« on: May 05, 2005, 07:12:33 pm »
Quote from: "Va"
We considered, but ultimately rejected, that pet-naming scheme.  Ed's full name is Radical Edward.  I tried to name Bit Washu, but it just wouldn't stick.


Heh. I was pushing for Nuku Nuku for the cat now known as Fifika, but wiser (wifely) heads prevailed.

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History / Is This Even Legal?
« on: May 05, 2005, 06:46:43 pm »
Fuck him and fuck his God.

In the ass.

With spurs on.

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People & Places / Photos
« on: May 05, 2005, 06:43:40 pm »
Quote from: "Va"
Your cats are adorable.  So are mine.



Agreed. Also, it is awesome that you named a cat Neko. I was hoping the other two would be Chat and Gato or such like.

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People & Places / Photos
« on: May 05, 2005, 05:01:45 pm »
In theory, it is a thing for drying wet sweaters after they've been washed by laying them out flat on a mesh surface so they get air all around.

In practice, it is a kitty hammock/device for getting the cat hair back into recently washed sweaters.

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People & Places / Photos
« on: May 05, 2005, 02:03:56 pm »
I don't actually have any pictures of myself readily available, but here's one of Fifika yawning. Here's another of Eddie drying out.

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Achewood / 5/3/05 - Conservation of Ass-Energy
« on: May 04, 2005, 07:42:35 pm »
I look forward to Saturday morning, when most every week I lovingly craft myself a fried egg sandwich after running various errands.

The only downside is that looking forward to this is basically a prime indicator that my life is utterly devoid of meaning and purpose.

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Science & Nature / Free Mac Mini - Seriously
« on: May 03, 2005, 07:39:18 pm »
Sounds like they're moving the goal posts on ya, Jough. Surprise!

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