The dude's hobby is bringing the eBay moves no one said could be done.  He is the thomas edison of googling all kinds of stuff up on ebay.

He can't recall the last time he used ebay! i know he's stoned n'all, but "i'm craaazy for that shit!" this smacks desperately of "i'm not lonely or bored, no, i have this amazing passion for an auction website that i rarely peruse". He has his Friday Parties which may or may not even occur anymore and if buying a helicopter doesn't constitute a midlife crisis then i simply don't know.

Apologies for bringing forced otter... shenanigans to the table. I heard the similar phrase "shake what your momma gave you" inside my head and got carried away! I've changed my mind now, but it wouldn't be the first time an achewood plot has culminated in sexual indecency towards minors

Well there was the board's birthday although that was more of a "screw you" to us than canon. So how about Téodor's father?

I'm not sure what to think of Teodor's family snap. Is it a real photo that he is remembering, or is it one of those imaginary panels that Onstad is fond of using to accompany punchline non-sequitors. But he does mention the fact that he was born, so that's good enough for me.

Yeah, I got it more as "junkie trying to jog the mind of a five year old about money" than "euphemism for anal rape".

Well i hope you're right, I like the lil' guy.