I think that someone could make a decent living lifting guys up guys like this. Not for Ray's reason though.

ew, dude, stop talking about your area. gross.

  It's fortunate people from Milton Keynes aren't verbose in that respect...

  Interestingly, the exact same message has appeared on several other forums I've been on ( which are unrelated both to Achewood and the spam's subject matter ), all using the name "Jessica". I hope no real Jessica's had their online reputation ruined by this...

Has anyone else been getting spam from here?
Spam sent to me below. I haven't clicked on the links and I wouldn't reccomend you do. Is this the certain asian guy someone mentioned on my arrival?

You have just been sent a personal message by jessicah on The OFFICIAL
Unofficial Achewood Message Board.

IMPORTANT: Remember, this is just a notification. Please do not reply
to this email.

The message they sent you was:

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Reply to this Personal Message here:

  I would only do this in pictures I was sending my mother.

  Yes, mothers do tend to be paranoid of two things above else: that their child is cold or that their child is not getting enough to eat. I suspect it's a genetic hang over from the last ice age, when corpulent hyperthermia wasn't the major worry.

  I'm impatient.  I want my revenge now.

  Could you wait ten days?

   I wonder if you can use the slimming process in reverse...

Leaving them in the rain is really horrible.  'I don't think that I can take it, 'cos it took so long to bake it, and i'll never have that recipe again.

Oh no.

~Paul

  At least it wasn't melting in the dark.

They can do it with toast.

   Whoah! that site is a clickable abacination.

The title is changed, I can now retreat back to my hole.
Thanks for the skeletons Pimp, I had entirely forgotten that strip.

  Into everyone's life, the typo fairy must come crashing down and ruin everything. Evan was the skeleton man, my strip, which I forgot to link to, is here.

  You know, if there was a machine that could print faces on tortillas, you could really make a dinner party awkward...