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Wine: Keep a red and a white on hand at all times. When choosing wines on the wine aisle, use this simple rhyme to make your selection: “Closer to the floor, is meant for the poor / closer to the lights, is more like for if Bono comes over.” -=RAY=-

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« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2004, 09:31:53 pm »
You all sound like a bunch of whiners who've never enjoyed a blumpkin.
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« Reply #46 on: November 04, 2004, 11:56:51 pm »
If not having enjoyed a blumpkin is wrong, well, then I don't want to be right.

Also, there are many things which I have experienced and enjoyed that Onstad has managed to ludicrously overextend jokes about.
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« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2004, 02:33:05 am »
Actually, I hope that the blumpkin, much like everything else on the "dirty sanchez" list has never ever happened in real life.
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« Reply #48 on: November 05, 2004, 03:05:47 am »
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If not having enjoyed a blumpkin is wrong, well, then I don't want to be right.


Does a woman really "enjoy" a blumpkin, though?  I mean, do you really get off on the smell of your boyfriend's shit?
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« Reply #49 on: November 05, 2004, 03:31:02 am »
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Actually, I hope that the blumpkin, much like everything else on the "dirty sanchez" list has never ever happened in real life.


Does it count if one is sitting on the toilet lid, but not shitting? Because I'm in college, and I've been with a lady friend, and the bathroom doors lock....have I actually performed some sort of lady-blumpkin?
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« Reply #50 on: November 05, 2004, 03:39:38 am »
I think shitting is the raison d'ętre for the blumpkin.
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« Reply #51 on: November 05, 2004, 04:06:44 am »
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If not having enjoyed a blumpkin is wrong, well, then I don't want to be right.


Does a woman really "enjoy" a blumpkin, though?  I mean, do you really get off on the smell of your boyfriend's shit?

I would have no idea, as the "not having enjoyed" includes an implied clause of "not having attempted or even possessed any particular desire to attempt." But hey, people have fetishes?

Me, I shall continue to avoid.
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« Reply #52 on: November 05, 2004, 06:28:48 am »
I read your statement as "I always enjoy giving Blumpkins.  I have never NOT enjoyed one."

I thought you may have been the first female in history* to not only perform the Blumpkin, but LIKE it.









* Other than Courtney Love
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« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2004, 06:50:14 am »
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I think shitting is the raison d'ętre for the blumpkin.


I think the prostate is raisin eater for the blumpkin.
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« Reply #54 on: November 05, 2004, 08:35:05 am »
Well, that'll show me to ever mention blumpkins again without a giant disclaimer about HAVE NOT TRIED THIS, DO NOT WANT TO, EWW.
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« Reply #55 on: November 05, 2004, 12:41:45 pm »
EW EW EW EW EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.

Yea, thanks peaople. I should remember the title of this thread so I acn AVOID IT!
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« Reply #56 on: November 05, 2004, 03:35:27 pm »
This needs to not be happening about 15 posts ago.
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« Reply #57 on: November 05, 2004, 05:13:52 pm »
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This needs to not be happening about 15 posts ago.


Right you are!
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« Reply #58 on: November 05, 2004, 05:16:28 pm »
As usual, August beat me to the lock. Good on you.
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