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[swinehund]

Eh.  I've been to the astral plane.  Why spend months meditating when the right combination of drugs can get you there in like 90 minutes?

There are different approaches to meditation, of course the more popularized one is about having trippy enlightening experiences. The other (much more useful) one is about getting your mind to shut the fuck up for 20 minutes or so. It's pretty good for getting out of 'stuck in a loop' sort of mental states if you give it an honest try.

[theinevitable]

V-Adore:

OH MY GOD CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

I want to snuggle it a few times.

damn, now I am upset about missing the cat that I helped my ex-girlfriend pick out. he is the laziest cat in the world. he walks five feet, and then lays down. it is adorable.

his name is henry and I miss him. damn.

[robot_god]

There are different approaches to meditation, of course the more popularized one is about having trippy enlightening experiences. The other (much more useful) one is about getting your mind to shut the fuck up for 20 minutes or so. It's pretty good for getting out of 'stuck in a loop' sort of mental states if you give it an honest try.

I know, I was just be facetious.  I am a buddhist, ya know.

And worse comes to worst, there's always cold medication.

[FlipConstantine]

I am a buddhist, ya know.

Hippy.

[swinehund]

I know, I was just be facetious.  I am a buddhist, ya know.

And worse comes to worst, there's always cold medication.

I hear pseudoephedrine's getting harder to buy these days too (as a precursor).

Actually, when I first took it for a cold (and managed like 12 hours of effective mental work, which is not common), I was kind of surprised it was still legal. I could see it as being pretty easy to get hooked on. Then I looked it up, and apparently it was a favourite among the AA crowd, at about 4 times the recommended daily dose.

[Mite]

V-Adore:

OH MY GOD CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

I want to snuggle it a few times.

Ahem.

That is my cat. He is only available for snuggling when he's asleep. When he's awake, he can't stop batting at things long enough to snuggle. He totally plays me - he meows pathetically until I go and play with him. But tomorrow, he gets his last round of shots, and then Philippe gets to play with Moggie, our other cat. She spent most of the last week hiding in the kitchen cupboards, but now she's warming up to him, and they bat at each other under the door that separates them. So cute!

Dawg - I'm honored to have your reincarnated cat. He rocks pretty hard.

*****-God - Next to Scotch, cold medicine is my favorite legal drug. That reformulated sudafed is shit, but the good stuff...ahh, it makes me love allergy season.

[robot_god]

#####-God - Next to Scotch, cold medicine is my favorite legal drug. That reformulated sudafed is shit, but the good stuff...ahh, it makes me love allergy season.

You sure said it.  One time I grabbed the bottle to pop one last Benadryl but instead of a pill, I poured a glass of milk into my hand.

[theinevitable]

this fellow has said that he has quit drugs for a job.
and we respond by talking about legal drugs.
and cats.

goodness gracious me.

[AlohaDawg]

Dawg - I'm honored to have your reincarnated cat. He rocks pretty hard.

His classic move as a young cat would be to sit next to you unnoticed as you are putting on yours socks. Then, when both your hands are engaged in putting a sock on, he'll take off running with the other sock in his mouth trailing behind him like a pennant.

Later, you'll move and find 10 odd socks behind your desk.

Today is a red-letter day to be a cat owner.

[lprkn]

That is adorable. Makes me miss my cat, who is staying with my parents because pets are not allowed in my apartment, and my roommate can be a dick. The cat is kind of a bitch, though.

[Mite]

His classic move as a young cat would be to sit next to you unnoticed as you are putting on yours socks. Then, when both your hands are engaged in putting a sock on, he'll take off running with the other sock in his mouth trailing behind him like a pennant.

Later, you'll move and find 10 odd socks behind your desk.

He's not quite big enough to take on a whole sock yet, though he's a fan of shoelaces. He was formally introduced to Moggie on Saturday, and they seem to be getting along as well as can be expected. They tag-teamed me this morning to get me up to feed them, anyway.

[misterqueue]

They tag-teamed me this morning

...Hot?

[Mite]

I didn't mean it like that, sick fuck!

[littlefallsmets]

Clearly, my drug experiences were much less interesting than y'alls were, culminating more simply with... peeing on a tree and forgetting if I did or not, playing air saxophone while listening to Ben Folds albums and at the very worst, pretending to be Mark Twain for a few hours at a time.

But whether or not my college years were wasted by not doing harder drugs that would allow me to debate Weber and Kant with geometric patterns... or flying to Neptune and making out with giantesses... there is one thing that even an Enthusiastic Novice as myself knows instantly:

The cat is clearly cheeched.