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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #30 on: January 27, 2009, 02:55:59 am »
Zippos are pretty cool and I want one but I would have no use for it since I don't smoke (anymore).

Would I smoke just to have a Zippo? No. (maybe)
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2009, 03:14:32 am »
See I do smoke, but a regular throw away Bic is more reliable and can be used to smoke other things, so I don't use a Zippo.  Freshman year of college the place where you could buy snacks with the money they made your parents put on a card sold Zippos and I had about twenty, but now I just have one that I saved from that at random and one that I got when my grandfather died. 

However, the expression it's not like he invented the zippo is as cool as a zippo should be.


Seriously, those bitches are always out of fuel and if you just make a circle around your smoke with your hand your bic is as good as a Zippo is supposed to be in the wind
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2009, 03:29:24 am »
I think the Zippo adds a little something to every situation. It is like smoking a pipe, picking up a branch for a walking stick, or (hand)writing a letter.


...and you can engrave them with reasons why Vietnam is fucked up.
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2009, 03:49:49 am »
I think it's because they make a cool clicking sound as you open them. Ain't nothing that isn't improved by a sharp 'snikt'.
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2009, 04:33:35 am »
Man posting in this thread has really made me want to break out the old zippos.

Those things are cool, just not very practical.
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2009, 05:35:13 am »
Quote from: Doc on January 27, 2009, 03:49:49 am
'snikt'

That's some nice onomatopoeia there, Doc.
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2009, 06:52:29 am »
mad wolverine stylezz
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #37 on: January 27, 2009, 07:46:43 am »
Quote from: miles on January 27, 2009, 05:35:13 am
That's some nice onomatopoeia there, Doc.
Thankyou, though it's not mine. It is a nice one.

Quote from: Choopernickel on January 27, 2009, 06:52:29 am
mad wolverine stylezz
Nice catch bub.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 07:51:01 am by Doc »
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2009, 06:41:51 pm »
A very bad boyfriend bought me a very nice zippo when I was in high school.  I learned to do a few tricks with it, which I used in lame attempts to pick up other guys after I broke up with the first one. 

Nothing like the scent of lighter fluid on a fresh smoke first thing in the A.M. 

Except, you know, not dying of cancer. 
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Re: The résumé of a one Chris Crane, for your evaluation
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2009, 05:24:18 pm »
I have a Zippo because and only because it has my (deceased) grandfather's signature engraved into it.  I have no idea where it came from (he was not a smoker, nor a vain man who would want to see his name written on various pocket-sized smoking accessories) but it's a handsome little keepsake.  I plan to get it into working condition so I can use it on the very few special occasions that I smoke a cigar.
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