My last comment on this ridiculous subject -
The times that I have worn a skirt, it's been because the girls I've been with at Moments X,Y,etc happened to find the whole concept of a skinny long-haired guy in a skirt quite to their liking. Women have all kinds of secret Thinkings-About that they will never ever admit to anyone, except when they do, and then watch out. Don't even try and lie, ladies. But one wants to be attractive. And one will happily accept shortcuts. HAVING SAID THAT
I did think, while wearing a skirt, "damn, this is actually pretty comfortable in ways" (much as teepees are better, in ways, c.f. the end of Mars Attacks!). I then also thought, "it's a damned shame that my wearing skirts is not, in this day and age, at all practical". Let's face it. If you're a guy wearing a skirt out in public on a regular basis, you either live in an extremely insulated community or do a lot of work in the theatre (-re suffix retained intentionally). Generally, we sacrifice ventilation for not having to shave our legs. And that feels fair.
Bozack, you talk about loose-lipped golden-agers with clit piercings and frank discussions of racy photos at your workplace, to say nothing of your own "gay raver from outer space" (admit it) costume at some sort of company photo-op. If you think you can pull off a utility skirt / kilt / whatever, fuck*ng do it. From the sounds of things, your wearing a skirt in the straight-up sex-fiend environment you somehow tumbled ass-over-teakettle into giving you money for showing up sounds like it could only be a positive.
EDIT: I STILL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH ADVERBS