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Gatorade - June 3/04
« on: June 03, 2004, 10:40:53 am »
Nooo!

Well, I guess this means more post-life antics.  I'm ambivalent about that.

Secondly, Jesus Christ, I've got to stop getting up so early.
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Re: Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2004, 11:21:45 am »
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Well, I guess this means more post-life antics.  I'm ambivalent about that.


What I thought, but then I considered Molly.

Oh, and yea, Jesus Christ I gotta stop getting up.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2004, 12:00:19 pm »
Oh yeah, like I didn't see that coming.

Really, I didn't, but it feels like I should have.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2004, 12:12:02 pm »
BEEEEEEEEFFF!!!!!

Oh. Wait. He just got shot again. No big deal. But who shot him? Was it Ray or Culpepper? And how am I going to make it as far as lunch without getting some KFC®? Dang I need some Crispy Strips™!

Hey, is that story arc pull down on the front page new? I don't remember noticing that before today. Not a bad idea.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2004, 12:28:09 pm »
heheheh. crafty onstad starts a whole complex family feuding story arc, just so beef can get shot again. i nearly leapt with glee. the timing of that is perfect.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2004, 12:34:29 pm »
gut reaction when seeing comic

AUGH!!
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2004, 01:06:52 pm »
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BEEEEEEEEFFF!!!!!

Oh. Wait. He just got shot again. No big deal. But who shot him? Was it Ray or Culpepper? And how am I going to make it as far as lunch without getting some KFC®? Dang I need some Crispy Strips™!

Hey, is that story arc pull down on the front page new? I don't remember noticing that before today. Not a bad idea.


Well Culpepper had said before that he wouldn't actually fire on kin but maybe since Ray's an adult that's different. Besides, Ray has shot Beef at least twice in the past. And hey, maybe Beef can actually get some kisses this time.

And KFC? Do you live in some kind of horrid Popeye's deprived area or something?

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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2004, 01:50:42 pm »
Dang, Beef's gonna run out of lives.  Aren't we on 4 or 5 and counting.  I mean, he's only got 9 and all...
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2004, 02:24:47 pm »
It's totally Little Nephew who shot him this time.  Totally.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2004, 02:46:11 pm »
Beef's been shot!  YAAAAAAAAAY!  Molly here I come!
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2004, 03:03:17 pm »
But Molly sent him a nice shirt in the alive world.  (I'm either too lazy or too at-work to dig up the strip where Beef receives and buries it.)  She might be alive when he gets up there.  What will he do?


HE'LL CHILL WITH BLISTER AND GET HIS SWERVE ON.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2004, 03:12:50 pm »
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(I'm either too lazy or too at-work to dig up the strip where Beef receives and buries it.)


You really blew it this time, Pedro.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2004, 03:13:53 pm »
Wow, I was really not expecting this, but I'm always for more hot Molly-Beef action.
Isn't Molly the cutest girl name? Can't you see yourself with a girl like that? All eating shepard's pie, going to bookstores and coffee shops, all listening to the Dirty Three and reading in bed.




God I'm so alone.
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2004, 03:28:55 pm »
Why weren't there any roller skates in this one?
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Gatorade - June 3/04
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2004, 03:41:50 pm »
OMG they killed Kenny Roast Beef!

At least he's already at the hospital this time.
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